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Psychotic Daizy Dukes

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:32 pm


The person whom I wish to strangle
]-[/-Y U RIC]-[ Gr]/[]/[/-r P/-R50||1!111!! 0]/[G WTF |_0|_ Gr]/[]/[/-R 5UX U 5UK /-||d U 5]-[U0|_D G0 f** UR51!!!!!1!! WTf

C/-|| I ]-[/-3/ 50]/[3 g0|_d?!1!?! 0]/[G WTF |_0|_


Translation of the person whom I wish to strangle
Hey, you rich grammar person. Grammar sucks, you suck, and you should go ******** yourself.

Can I have some gold?


Oh how sweet... it seams this person had a death wish.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:59 pm


Wow. If it weren't for the translation I wouldn't have been able to read that. confused I now also wish to strangle that person.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:00 pm


"You suck. Can I have some gold?"

Interesting way of asking. Normally one would ask first, and insult when the request is refused.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:19 pm


How on Earth did you translate that? It gave me a headache at first glance.

Songo-Hanli Aanali


heavens_akki

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:50 pm


Songo-Hanli Aanali
How on Earth did you translate that? It gave me a headache at first glance.

I agree, it gave me a headache as well. I don't see how you managed to translate that. You must deal with it that bad all the time.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:11 am


I'm headmistress at the school Luna teaches at. I get a lot of papers written like that.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko


Lily-Anne-Marie

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:03 pm


I am so sorry you have to deal with that on a regular basis. I have never received a paper quite that bad, but I have seen ones that were pretty atrocious. One girl I tutor uses the conjunctive adverb "for" wrong all the time.

For example:

I cannot go with you, for I have something I need to do.

While it might be grammatically correct, it sounds bad to the ear. I do stress "might be" in that though.
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:29 pm


They insult you, and then ask you for gold? Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture? scream Track them down!

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SonarP

PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:44 pm


*points to her nose* This kitsune is on it! XD
PostPosted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:58 pm


Wow! The nerve of some people ... it's unbelievable!

[Psychotic.Ballerina]


SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:36 am


I didn't even bother trying to read that and just went straight to the translation... to which I say, "OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!" scream
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:16 pm


    Wow.. That's astounding. And then to ask you for gold? Stupidest idiot I've ever seen.
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Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:25 pm


Yep. And I answered him, telling him to use english and maybe some kindness so that people donate, and I await his answer.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 12:56 pm


dameonmac5918
They insult you, and then ask you for gold? Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture? scream Track them down!


They're a stupider type of muggers, except that you're not held at gunpoint. Which is a good thing, because you can actually refuse that dipsh*t's begging. Cheap a**holes.

Natsuri

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