I had the best dream EVER a few nights ago, and here it is....
I had the BEST dream last night!!!!!
I was at a gas station in my pajamas. NOT flattering by any means.
My friend was filling up the gas in her car (red convertible) while I was sitting in her car looking at my new poster. The poster was a HUGE collage of David Bowie and ANY look he EVER had both in movies and music. It was beutiful and I don't think it's sold in stores.
Well this UGLY beat up VW van comes pittering in the gas station and DAVID BOWIE comes out to fill up his tank!!!!
I jump out of the convertible and start dancing like an IDIOT! He looks at me and laughs as I realize I'm making an a** out of myself and get back in the car. Picking up the poster (unrolled and framed) on my way back in because I knocked it out jumping out of the car.
I start to draw on my papers when DAVID BOWIE comes over and leans in the car. He points at the drawings all over the back seat and asks if I did them. I answered yes and he complemented me on them and asked me to do one of him. I start drawing him and ******** it up SOOO bad I almost start crying. He LOVED it and asked to keep it. I gave it to him and said I could have a better one ready for him later. I just need about a day to make it look just like him.
He then smiled and said he'd like that. Then I started yelling at myself that I forgot the line! He asked what the hell I was talking about and I pointed out that when he smiles a line appears over his top lip. It was one of my favorite features about him. He tells me I'll get it next time. Then gets in his van and leaves.
Then I get a call on my cell phone from my friend's brother saying that we're going to have to meet him at the airport to go on a trip with him.
We drive to the airport and get on a private jet. My friend and her baby (she doesn't have a baby in real life) and her brother are sitting across from me with a table inbetween us. Then someone sits in the empty seat. IT'S DAVID BOWIE!!! I just stare at him like a moron and he asks if I'm ok.
Then my friend hands me her baby and says it's my turn to hold her. As soon as I hold the baby it flops towards DAVID BOWIE and starts to drool BLUE! I freak out and DAVID BOWIE says it's nothing. Then he says that babies shouldn't take the kind of drugs that make you drool blue. I give the baby back to my friend and ask her what kind of drugs she gave the baby. She said it was something the doctor gave her for motion sickness and that the baby will be ok and to stop badgering her. DAVID BOWIE said that when they land the baby should be seen by a doctor and gets up to walk to another part of the plane.
After he gets seated he calls me over and OF COURSE I GO! So I just stand there like an idiot. He tells me to sit down and I do. Then he asks me why I'm acting so nervous. I explain to him that me and my friend's parents were around a lot of famous people, but we weren't and don't know how to act. He said not to worry because he was just as normal as everyone else. I laughed at him and explained that even someone like him might be off-set by a simple thing like my socks not matching (which I do all the time). He leaned over to me and told me that it was one of the things that made him want to bring me on this trip when he saw me at the gas station.
We then land and he takes me to this movie premire that is PACKED! And we sit down in the middle of a BUNCH of ghetto people. DAVID BOWIE said that it would be safer there because less of those people would notice him and he didn't want to be intterupted while spending time with me.
Before the movie started there was a spotlight that pointed out what lower-rated actors were there. I don't remember any of the names. But I do remember SCREAMING and WOO-HOO-ing SO loud that you could hear it from a mile away. I look over to a section of the theater and I see Oogie Boogie (yes from the nightmare before christmas) and what I could only guess were his family members. I point to them and ask if it was Oogie Boogie and DAVID BOWIE said thatit was. I commented on how I didn't know that he was a real creature in which DAVID BOWIE replied...
"Tim Burton.....not that creative"
Then the spotlight hit on us and announced that DAVID BOWIE was in the theater and EVERYONE started to mob us! He grabbed me and we ran out of the theater. When we got out of the theater he told me that his wife was going to kill him now. I asked why and he said that she gets mad when he's seen in public with pretty young girls.
Then I woke up gonk
Loving The Alien: The David Bowie Guild
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