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SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover

PostPosted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:10 am


I am so glad I very rarely recieve random PMs nowadays. rolleyes
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:42 pm


Is it me, or did he say Gaya?

Sakura.no.Yuki


Natsuri

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:13 pm


Zweite
Or learn better English.

Super Noob
hy u gramr r nut g0d0d cmperd 2 m3. lololl1ol1olO1L u ned 2 lern 2 spel n tlk leik uz heer on gaya. if u hd betr gramr leik me den u hav mor freenzd den me lolololol!!!!11!11!

so u bettr no how 2 tlk bter newayz u leik 2 ply vdo gmz cuz i ply 1s leik gmz leik cs whar u kan kil n00bz leik u.

u r rech so gmme mneez plzzzzzzz bcz u hav a kul sord so mael m3 ur shert n i stp buegng u so u kan gim me mor moneez kthxbai

ps plzzzzz snd m3 monez.


Translation
Hey you grammar are not good compared to me. You need to learn to spell and talk like us here on Gaia. If you had better grammar like me then you have more friends then me (Super Noob laughing)

So you better know how to talk better anyways you like to play video games because I play ones like games like Counter Strike where you can kill noobs like you. You are rich so give money please because you have a cool sword so mail me your shirt and I stop bugging you so you can give me more money, okay, thanks, bye.

Postscript: Please send me money.


Try mailing them Hooked On Phonics.


Kill that f**king noob!!! ::revs up a chainsaw:: No, wait, this is too good for him... Any ideas of torment, anyone? confused
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:58 pm


I could read half of the first sentence then my brain just could not take it. I thank everyone who can translate those things for me because otherwise I would never know what they were saying. Also i hate people who ask for gold after being a total @$$ to you. they are stupid for even doing such a thing and if everyone on gaia spoke like that then this guild would not be here.

heavens_akki


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 4:20 pm


Send them lemonparty instead.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:20 pm


Oh god, or meatspin...

MY EYES!!!

Robthebob


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:10 am


Robthebob
Oh god, or meatspin...

MY EYES!!!

A little bit of Goatse, maybe?
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 8:52 am


Dea Mariella
I'm not sure what killed more brain cells... trying to decipher that statement, or me banging my head on the desk afterwards.

Dea-chan


Again, I say this. That really grinds my gears, mates. Text-talkers who think they're superior to us. evil They should get run over by a bus, I swear!

Somehow, all that texting left me unfazed. Like I said before, send the greedy son-of-a-dumb-dog Hooked on Phonics or something! mad

Natsuri


Venat the Undying

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:52 am


He said you have bad grammar (in text-talk none the less!) then asked for money?

rolleyes
PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:58 am


Natsuri


Kill that f**king noob!!! ::revs up a chainsaw:: No, wait, this is too good for him... Any ideas of torment, anyone? confused


cut off his hands and dip his wrists in salt while pouring non-lethal(but still painful) acid over him. Then take a rusty knife and start slowly peeling away skin while pouring more salt on him. Then knock him out and put him in a small box with a pistol with one shot. Dump the box in the middle of the arctic ocean.He will either die, or kill himself with the pistol.

Venat the Undying


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 2:58 pm


King of Halla
Natsuri


Kill that f**king noob!!! ::revs up a chainsaw:: No, wait, this is too good for him... Any ideas of torment, anyone? confused


Cut off his hands and dip his wrists in salt while pouring non-lethal(but still painful) acid over him. Then take a rusty knife and start slowly peeling away skin while pouring more salt on him. Then knock him out and put him in a small box with a pistol with one shot. Dump the box in the middle of the arctic ocean.He will either die, or kill himself with the pistol.


Brilliant! biggrin I'm warmed up to your idea, mate. twisted Just be sure to capitalize and double space after a full stop period.

Like this.( )Have a go at it, mate! smile

The space in the parentheses is two presses on the space bar. Just like that.
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