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Zesty Taco

Informer

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 7:58 pm


Quote:
i lyke sooooo need a bf!
so doesed meh friend!
we want hardcore emoooos!!

btw meh friend is iamURMAMA!

shes hawt!


Some poor, unfortunate, single boy just had a heart attack from this, somewhere in the current world.
Rest in peace.

I don't udnerstand what the hell 'doesed' means.
'Does, Ed'?
'Doesn't', said by someone with a cold?
I am so confused.
Why did these people come into this world?


::Hides in corner of woe::
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:00 am


Can I eat her? Please? *eyes turn blue, incisors elongate*

(demonic voice) Can I eat her?

Galadedrid Damodred


CristoVII

PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:22 am


Stupid Single Dateless Person
lyke sooooo need a bf!
so doesed meh friend!
we want hardcore emoooos!!

btw meh friend is iamURMAMA!

shes hawt!

Translation
Like, I so need a boyfriend! So does my friend! We want hardcore emos! By the way my friend is iamURMAMA. She's hot!


No, just let her slash her wrists and neck when she finds that nobody will date you online if you don't speak f---ing English.
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:45 pm


Zweite
Stupid Single Dateless Person
lyke sooooo need a bf!
so doesed meh friend!
we want hardcore emoooos!!

btw meh friend is iamURMAMA!

shes hawt!

Translation
Like, I so need a boyfriend! So does my friend! We want to be hardcore emos! By the way my friend is iamURMAMA. She's hot!


No, just let her slash her wrists and neck when she finds that nobody will date you online if you don't speak f---ing English.
Amen.

Zesty Taco

Informer


HEAR MEH MOO

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:37 am


At Zweite:
I think instead of 'we want to be hardcore emos' it's actually 'we want hardcore emos' translating to 'we want hardcore emo boyfriends'.

But that might be wrong. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:27 pm


I'm not sure which is scarier/funnier... the fact that it was spelled so badly as to prove why they don't have boyfriends (or probably need them), or the fact that they want a "hardcore" emo kid... don't they realize that that's an oxymoron? Hardcore is a completely different style of music than emo... because, they are based upon the music!

It all comes back to the music folks... hippies listened to protest music and folk songs, stoners listen to the classics like The Doors and the Dead, emos should listen to emo music... however, it has become a very retarded field. Let's get back to good music like the Ataris folks!

Dea-chan

Dea Mariella


Songo-Hanli Aanali

PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:35 pm


You know, all "hard core emo" boys are straight and looking for girlfriends. *smirk*
PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:24 pm


l13k l0l i r n00b ph34r m3

Imaginary Tears


SilverMaple

Sparkly Lover

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:16 am


Songo-Hanli Aanali
You know, all "hard core emo" boys are straight and looking for girlfriends. *smirk*


XD Oh yes, truly.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:49 pm


Imaginary Tears
l13k l0l i r n00b ph34r m3

>_< YOU! You filthy, "txt"-speaking s**t-bag that disgraces Naruto and Harry Potter! GET. OUT.

SonarP


Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller

PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:16 pm


Galadedrid Damodred
Can I eat her? Please? *eyes turn blue, incisors elongate*

(demonic voice) Can I eat her?
I'll join you. Cut the a** up first.
PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:23 pm


Rose, we know Johhny taught you. Go ahead and use my torture chamber.

Psychotic Daizy Dukes

O.G. Gekko

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