I don't play collectable card games (CCGs) because personally, I feel that a crackaine habit would be more sustainable and enjoyable than spending huge amounts of cash on boxes and boxes of bits of card, most of which will be discarded during the search for the zomg super mega rare foil holographic über card of doom. But the concept amuses me, so here y'go.

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I have a hankering to do a whole series of these spoof cards, or to encourage other awesome artists of GAIA Online (that's you lot, beetches) to do art for them. I mean, it could be like the new fad of the week! Or something.
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