*Screen shows Paul Burchill standing infront of a black backdrop*
Ahhh, It feels good to be myself. When I worked over in Europe I got to be myself, I invented myself there. I created my fanbase. I made money for some of Europes top promotions, AND I DIDN'T DO IT DRESSED UP AS A DAMN PIRATE! Well WWE didn't think I could do it. They gave me a gimmick some kid probably dreamed about in his race car bed with little spiderman underwear on! Well I sucked it up, as long as I was making the money and crowds still loved me. They did love me, pirates were hip. But did I get a T-Shirt? NO! Did I get a title run? NO! I got written off the storylines and for surgery and then thrown into the bottom of the barrel back to Louisville, Kentucky where I would have to work myself up! So I re-invented myself. I became the most feared and dangerous man in all of OVW, I became The Ripper. I even had a nice long run with the OVW title, but then OVW had me selling to a punk kid. Dusty Rhodes's punk kid. Cody Runnels. So I said ******** that. ******** OVW. ******** WWE. So I searched around, worked some indy promotions until I found you. I found WIF. WIF is my new home. This, this is where I am going to make it big as myself. This is where all will fear THE RIPPER!!!!!! *laughs* This is where Paul Burchill makes his mark...
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