i got from my friend Fariah today
Q: What did the policeman say to his stomach?
A: You're under a vest
Q: What did the skeleton order in the resturant?
A: Spare Ribs
Q: Why do mice need oiling?
A: Because they squeak
Q: If you tied the laces of all the students in a class, what would you get?
A: A class trip
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