Inventions
Why were clarinets invented?
For one of three reasons. To make an oboe that looks good, to mess up someone's fingers, or so there would be someone to steal reeds from.
Why were oboes invented?
To make you hyperventilate.
Why were flutes invented?
To hit the person on the right.
Why were piccolos invented?
To give the whole orchestra a headache.
Why were trumpets invented?
To make people go deaf.
Why were trombones invented?
To break your arm.
Why were baritones invented?
Because someone thought the tuba should have a baby. Why were string instruments invented?
To frustrate a person in tuning them.
Why were pianos invented?
To confuse those bright people.
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