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Are you an evolutionary fetishist?
Yes. Distribution of alleles is sexy!
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 62%  [ 5 ]
No. Gravity is far sexier.
37%
 37%  [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 8


FS

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:58 pm


Well, it's actually about gravity, but the arguments are clearly taken from our lovely creationist friends, including such gems as "only a theory," "biblical evidence," and even "second law of thermodynamics."

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This line has to be my favorite:

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For example, astronomers, who seem to have a fetish for gravity, tell us that the moon rotates on its axis but at the same time it always presents the same face to the earth.


So if astonomers have a gravitational fetish, do we have an evolutionary fetish? I can only imagine how that would work. lol
PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:31 pm


FS
Well, it's actually about gravity, but the arguments are clearly taken from our lovely creationist friends, including such gems as "only a theory," "biblical evidence," and even "second law of thermodynamics."

Click and Read

This line has to be my favorite:

Quote:
For example, astronomers, who seem to have a fetish for gravity, tell us that the moon rotates on its axis but at the same time it always presents the same face to the earth.


So if astonomers have a gravitational fetish, do we have an evolutionary fetish? I can only imagine how that would work. lol

I have a gravity fetish. I can't stay on the planet without it.

The Amazing Mr. Tommyos!


NeoYuuichi-san

PostPosted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:13 pm


mrtommyos
FS
Well, it's actually about gravity, but the arguments are clearly taken from our lovely creationist friends, including such gems as "only a theory," "biblical evidence," and even "second law of thermodynamics."

Click and Read

This line has to be my favorite:

Quote:
For example, astronomers, who seem to have a fetish for gravity, tell us that the moon rotates on its axis but at the same time it always presents the same face to the earth.


So if astonomers have a gravitational fetish, do we have an evolutionary fetish? I can only imagine how that would work. lol

I have a gravity fetish. I can't stay on the planet without it.


Its a love/hate thing for me - it lights my day, but keeps me down > wink
PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:32 am


I have a fetish with evolution. Alright! Let's play extinction! Whee!

Dark Duei


Dark Duei

PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:52 am


Quote:
why airplanes do not fall
It's not too good at thorough explanation. Jupiter does have rings. Why is gravity communist and religion bias?
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:23 pm


Dark Duei
Quote:
why airplanes do not fall
It's not too good at thorough explanation. Jupiter does have rings. Why is gravity communist and religion bias?


Pshaw. The rings of Jupiter could very well be an optical illusion that astronomers see because they want to, and God forbid anyone say different.

And gravity is obviously communist. Everyone is equal that way! Fortunately we have things like the Vomit Comet to beat the system. smile

FS


Dark Duei

PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 12:15 pm


FS
Dark Duei
Quote:
why airplanes do not fall
It's not too good at thorough explanation. Jupiter does have rings. Why is gravity communist and religion bias?


Pshaw. The rings of Jupiter could very well be an optical illusion that astronomers see because they want to, and God forbid anyone say different.

And gravity is obviously communist. Everyone is equal that way! Fortunately we have things like the Vomit Comet to beat the system. smile
Sarcasm, right? Lol, the rings of Jupiter exist in a sense that that 'optical illusion' must have an origin, right? Rainbows are such that, and we say it exists. Your gravity thingy is cunfoozing.
PostPosted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 11:07 am


Dark Duei
FS
Dark Duei
Quote:
why airplanes do not fall
It''s not too good at thorough explanation. Jupiter does have rings. Why is gravity communist and religion bias?


Pshaw. The rings of Jupiter could very well be an optical illusion that astronomers see because they want to, and God forbid anyone say different.

And gravity is obviously communist. Everyone is equal that way! Fortunately we have things like the Vomit Comet to beat the system. smile
Sarcasm, right? Lol, the rings of Jupiter exist in a sense that that ''optical illusion'' must have an origin, right? Rainbows are such that, and we say it exists. Your gravity thingy is cunfoozing.


Yes, sarcasm. wink Just ignore it.

FS


Hayashi Rice
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 2:26 pm


Have you guys clicked the link on that person's name? They have a Wikipedia entry on himself, and for some reason the Wikipedia entry makes him sound anti-religious and pro real science. Oddness ensues.
PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 1:25 pm


Xander LeMagre
Have you guys clicked the link on that person's name? They have a Wikipedia entry on himself, and for some reason the Wikipedia entry makes him sound anti-religious and pro real science. Oddness ensues.


Because it's satire >=O

Evolution fetish xD

Wanna go play Speciation? wink  

[ Amputated Freckle ]


Vanilla Snuggles

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:05 pm


Heh, I like the:

Quote:
Finally, the mere name Universal Theory of Gravity or Theory of Universal Gravity (the secularists like to use confusing language) has a distinctly socialist ring to it.


part. Tee-hee!
PostPosted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 1:02 pm


Have any of you ever seen Kissing Hank's a** (http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.php)? It's not exactly about creationism, but it is pretty funny.

HaileSelassie601993


idiotic randomness

PostPosted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 6:26 am


ha that made me laugh becuse what "god" has us on this world? and if gravity is only a theory then why arnt we floating into space junk? andthe moon is in a orbit around the sun and us
PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:38 pm


Gravity? Gravity doesn't exist!....Like the Easter Bunny!.. xd heart

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