Welcome to Gaia! ::

Granted, but the the stock market crashes from you controlling to much money and the world falls into another great depression
and you ahve to wear newspapers for shoes.

I wish my team would win tommorow!

Granted, but your teacher jumps down your throat anyway because the words in your paper were missing all the vowls.

I wish I could become a mouse.

Granted. But now you smell like s**t! 3nodding


I wish I knew why God made roaches....



((I'll clap for anyone who can really REALLY corrupt that wish. Someone most likely will.))

Granted, but as your posts become more interesting, the posts of those around you become less and less interesting- making you lose interest in it for all time.

Yeah, only the biggest one a little though.
Haha, and I clap for you! :3

I as well wish my posts were more interesting.


And yeah, your posts are fine. Or, at least I think so.

Granted, but then you realize there are other, more horrible foods in life that you wished would have tasted better, and you only had one wish- only to use it on pickeled beats.

I wish I had 99 red balloons so it'd be like the song. smile

And I love Jane Austen and Charles Dickens. Hmm, I suppose I wouldn't want to write like them on gaia though.

((lol i like this forum thingy, my english is the only thing i did bad on on my report card thing and it brought down my average like pppttthhhhhpppptt blaugh ))

granted, but then all of a sudden as soon as you left, you found out that your favorite band/musician in the whole world was taking over the class, and you couldn't go back into it or see them because giant grizzly bears are keeping you out of the classroom and would eat you if you tried to get in!

i wish i could tap dance like in those old movies