Welcome to Gaia! ::

This thread is truly epic.

I just lol'ed for 5 minuted straight re-reading this. Hot damn.

So I bought a venus fly trap.

cool Yum.

Why do we let so many good threads fall to teh bottom of this thing?
I've been looking through some of them that haven't been posted in fer a long time.
This guild, made of WIN. Fo' sho.

::sexxxors you up, Lovecraft style::
Hai BBY. You lookin' real good thar, tonight. cool
::suggestive eyebrow wiggle::

Inty gave me a squishy octopus for BirthMas.

He's chillin' on my dashboard.

He will be my friend. yes.

Everything I've learned about ladies, I've learned from cable tv.

I'm a Pastafarian, myself. I have the little decal on my car, and people tell me it looks like a drunken crab, but that's only because bitches don't know bout His Noodly Appendage.

One time, in History, my teacher brought up the FSM, and I made some comment that I knew what she was talking about, and she asked me to explain to the class, and I said that it was disrespectful to talk about the FSM without full pirate regalia, so I folded a pirate hat and a sword out of paper, and THEN told the class about Pastafarianism.