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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:47 pm


I think the story I want to post is what happened in my English class today.

I was bored so I told my teacher about the David Tennant and Catherine Tate sketch, and how it is useful for teaching English Lit 'cause of the Sonnet stuff in it (Sonnet 130 is in the Syllabus) and then I told her to go on youtube. We ended up watching it at the end of class, and one of the silly people in my class asked me if I liked Doctor who, and I said yes, and then another silly person Jokily said "Yeah he's buff innit" and I was all "Dont I know it" and they were all ROFL and LOL and OMGWTFROFLMFAOBBQ and even Eww, and the teacher was all "What happened? What did I miss?" but they didnt repeat it xd It was quite funny xd
PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:59 pm


Finally, a topic i can really answer!! This is what happened in my Business & Communication Systems lesson, Monday morning.

I had this old lady teacher named Miss/Mrs Lacey as a sub, because the sixth-formers were using the computer room and the teacher had to supervise them. We were sitting in a different room waiting for her to come in.

When she came in, she said:

"Oh, i get to teach these little babes!!"

Me and my mate Gemma were laughing to ourselves, when she said that!!

I know it isn't that funny, but i do have loads to come!!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:11 pm


heh, Tuesday afternoons for my english lessons are the "high period" where we are so energetic and mischievous xd

We have one of those annoying old teachers, she teaches German and has this habit of tapping the desk with a marker pen and in her very quiet and posh German Voice she says "Please settle down class"

She didnt even notice a condom flying around the room!
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:41 am


It really isn't very funny, but our class made 3 teachers leave because of stress.


Then again, it was quit funny at the time, because they didn't like us. XD

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:46 am


xd I like stressing the teachers, but our english class made the teacher cry a few weeks ago sad
PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:39 am


My English teacher is just TOO sarcastic. She doesn't understand anything that we do (that's not related to English, I might add) So she just mimes a *What?* and makes some *Not* funny comment.

The other day, we were doing the set scenes for SATS, the first on from Much Ado. My friend (On the other side of the room) shouted "She gets laid!" quite loudly in a silence. My English teacher, of course, had a fit and was all "Yes, Shakespeare mentions sex! Well Done!" And then proceeded to start hitting the textbook about Much Ado with her pencil case going "Nasty . . . Dirty . . . Filthy . . . Shakespeare!" And we all started looking puzzeledly at her, and she *finally* stopped.

That memory will be with me forever. Well, how many English teachers do you get hitting a Shakespeare play with their pencil case??

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:25 am


My english Teacher gave us a Caramel Shortbread today whee She is so nice, always buying us stuff sad We are getting her an easter egg but I forgot the money today crying
PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 3:03 am


Wish my english teacher was that nice. She just keeps giving me back my Original Writing coursework with more and more comments about how bad it is. I'm getting sick at looking at my story now.

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:23 am


Heh, well, I am still waiting for my teacher to mark it, I did want it back before it was being submitted but all coursework is in for good now v.v
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:57 am


We're doing it all this year so next year we can improve it. I think part of the reason I hate looking at it now is because I had a story I love to begin with, and then I changed it because I felt it was too personal. Now I wish I'd handed in the first story now.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:02 am


Well, during our Mock English exam, I decided to do the question "Describe Yourself" (a bit vague, eh?) and I got a high mark because I made it really sad and personal XD My teacher even said that it nearly made her cry or something 'cause of how touching it was. She wrote on it "Dont ever be ashamed of who you are" and I was all ... I'm not ashamed, I called everyone else robots in it and sad that I wasn't xd I like my quirkiness biggrin
PostPosted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:48 am


I hate writing anything personal when I know a teachers gonna read it. I get worried they'll cart me off to a mental hospital.

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