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(I posted this on the rap forum, but thought I'd do it here too)

Real ********’ Net-G’s
By: Law The Stryker(Jaiden Stryker)


I hop on my computer, and log on the net.
Surfing the web for some random s**t that I aint seen yet.
News of entertainment, games, and maybe some politics.
Clinton and Obama on the front page, facing these critics.
I get bored quick, so I gotta find some new s**t.
Jump on myspace to check my latest hit.
I browse it for a minute, and what do I see?
A comment from a punk a** mutha ********’ net-G!
I see this s**t pretty often these days.
Suburban kids acting hard on the net, claiming gangsta ways.
E-gats with e-flags in pics in the wrong damn pocket.
Kids lookin’ like damn foo’s, and don’t know when to stop it.
Hip-hop boards are full of bustas addicted to e-banging.
With rich a** parents, but still claiming to be slanging.
Asking for fashion tips, trying to get me to rate their newest ******** yo Pumas boy, don’t you need to be in schoo’?
Emailing Disney, putting smilies all up in the subjects.
Then turn around and act like you’re straight from the projects?
Posing in your profile pic with a cheap temporary tattoo.
And flaming a ***** on a board, cuz you think he’s afraid of you?
b***h, please!


[Repeat 2 times]
I saw a Net-G bangin’ on a board.
Schooled in a chat, then claims that he was just bored.
He threw somebody else’s hood up in his myspace pic.
Weeny a** net-G’s are makin’ me sick.


Now don’t get me wrong, I know the net is easy to access.
Real gangstas got it too, but they aint trying to impress.
They don’t need to try to be hard on GameFAQs.
They aint trying to send picture files of them packin’ macks.
But you got the b***h niggas talking about their ballin’
Can’t even pay for their pre-paid phone, so who they callin’?
Nobody b***h. They're broke as ******** picked on at school, bullys jackin’ their last buck.
They say they’re pimpin’, but it’s only in an AOL chats.
Real life friends find out, then they wanna deny them facts.
Little Jimmy from Wisconsin, why you claiming Crip?
When you jerk it to hentai, c**k in a kung-fu grip.
You said that you shot at some niggas in the street.
But all you shootin’ is your screen when you skeet.
Pussys on youtube talking about B’s and C’s.
With a candy a** sweeter than See’s.
Clowning The Game, talking about that ***** aint real.
But neither are you, but you act like that’s a different deal?
Starting s**t in chats with grown a** men.
Feeling bold in your home, cuz you’re far away from them.
But you better watch out, they might do like Jay and Silent Bob.
Pay you a visit, and hear them twistin’ on your door knob.


[Repeat 2 times]
I saw a Net-G bangin’ on a board.
Schooled in a chat, then claims that he was just bored.
He threw somebody else’s hood up in his myspace pic.
Weeny a** net-G’s are makin’ me sick.


Net-G’s on Gaia, talkin’ s**t up on the forum.
D-12 World cats got big mouths, but I got somethin’ for ‘em.
On these Hip-Hop forums all over the internet,
80% of users are strictly net thugs, homie. You wanna bet?
You say you got a high death toll, but you must be talking about Halo.
This aint World of Warcraft, b***h. So I suggest ya’ll lay low.
Cuz you can’t out-maneuver REAL G’s, this aint Mario Kart.
Them niggas got real glocks to c**k, and will tear you apart.
Taking pics with red rags, decorated with sparkles and glitter.
Fixing up your curls and lip gloss to impress your baby-sitter.
Pretty boys simpin’ on the net for some dumb a** e-ho.
Get a stain on their white-t, then they wanna go emo?
Why can’t they be real? Who the ******** you gotta prove yourself ******** what they think, internet people don’t even know you.
Be yourself. To hell with everything else.
Cuz if you’re not yourself, you’re a copy of somebody else.


[Repeat 2 times]
I saw a Net-G bangin’ on a board.
Schooled in a chat, then claims that he was just bored.
He threw somebody else’s hood up in his myspace pic.
Weeny a** net-G’s are makin’ me sick.


I’m hoping for the downfall of all of these e-thugs.
With their e-hos, e-gangs, and their ********’ e-slugs.
E-beef, e-fights, too scared to face real jail.
E-dorks caught trying to ejaculate to kiddie porn email.
White kids from Montana talking s**t? It’s funny.
Black kids with horrible grammar. Think you look cool, dummy?
Must be the new trend to sign online, and sound uneducated.
Some of ya’ll grown, but don’t even seem like you graduated.
Staying up late for e-thuggin’, screen got your eyes dilated.
Wanna spark a forum argument, but ended up faded.
Call somebody a n00b, then wonder why you're hated.
Leet speak is wack, ******** them fools that made it.
I'm hanging on the edge, and I'm about to drop.
Making my blood pressure snap, crackle, and pop.
To act hard on the net, but be timid in public.
Only one word defines it. That s**t is PATHETIC.


[Repeat 3 times]
I saw a Net-G bangin’ on a board.
Schooled in a chat, then claims that he was just bored.
He threw somebody else’s hood up in his myspace pic.
Weeny a** net-G’s are makin’ me sick...

To be honest, I didn't have anyone in particular in mind when I made that. It's just the large amount of net-G's I've been seeing on the net. Myspace especially. But it wasn't directed at you, homie. But yeah, I was referring to that person false flagging. A great many of people have that habit. Even here in Cali. But since Bloods and Crips originated here, most know better than to be TOO bold when it comes to claiming a false title.

On Gaia, a little.