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A BATH.

SERIOUSLY.

See how it immediately fades away with little droplets of rain.

You want proof that people don't wash their clothes or take baths?

Look around the city. Isn't it all dusty and grimy and people's clothes don't appear to be "clean", since they're all in shades of grey? That's DIRT, people.

Marlene's clothes are brighter-colored than Denzel, and her hair texture is much better. That signifies that she has better personal hygiene, thus no Geostigma aka dirt.

Kadaj and his siblings never took a bath in their whole lifetimes. Look how he stained the water black when he tried to take a dip. They wear black leather to hide the dirt, man.

Did you know that shampoo commercial models actually don't wash their hair for three days to have its natural oils be evenly distributed in the hair strands? Thus explain's Tifa's Pantene-worthy pose after a freaky battle with Loz. It also would explain why her perfect hair stays perfect even after hours of sleep.

Noticed when the clouds have collected when Sehiroth raised his hand? No, it's not the freaky I-am-so-powerful-FEAR-MEH powers. What it actually meant was:

"DAMN! THIS PLANET STINKS! HERE'S RAINFALL FOR YOU STUPID PEOPLE, TAKE A BATH!"

And Cloud doesn't want to take a bath. It would ruin his perfectly-gelled hair.

So goes the epic battle...

And after Cloud beats Sephiroth, Sephy doesn't seem to be all "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!" &%%$#%$ -insert massive explosion of dead Evil Overlord here- because, he knows by himself that his good will will still be marked on the face of this planet because he had brought about RAIN to CLEANSE the people from the Geostigma a.k.a The Dirt.

Now why did Cloud welcomed the rain after the battle, you say?

It's always feels good to have a nice bath after a hard day's work.

AND THE FILM HAS ALMOST ENDED, YOU MORONS. twisted

So yeah, the will of Sephiroth to teach the people to take a bath at least once a day had proven to be the most effective way of ridding the people of the Geostigma.

Myeah. Caked dirt. They had so many of it that they thought that just rubbing it off with cloth would remove the thing. And then LO, water began to pour, and BEHOLD BE THE CURE.

I still say it's bath.

Keehee.

Heehee. I can point out some more things, too...but some people might skin me alive for it, so I won't. whee

...by the way, nice siggy. ( heart Turks )

LMAO!!!!! rofl rofl rofl thats great.

U know when Kadaj gets in the water and it turns all murky and black? Its doodie-water!!!!!! Not even kidding dude... so if u find urself with geostigma, all u have to do is go into a sewer... reasonable??? domokun doesnt that domo look like a turd... LOOK! I JUST CURED UR GEOSTIGMA!!! Ur welcome. domokun I did it again...

Hmmm... & I thought that wuz just Aeris using her Limit break : /

You learn something new everyday xp