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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:22 pm
Vash looked at Poke in an odd sort of way when she asked him if he could do anything about anything that was happening. Had it not been a known fact that anything he did usually backfired somehow and usually at him? “Well, I suppose,” Vash paused a moment looking from person to person trying to assess the situation. “I’m…not sure what to do though.” Reaching up a hand to run through his hair in a nervous manner he found something there…something that was warm, fuzzy, and didn’t quite blend in with the rest of the texture of his hair. Reaching up both hands Vash made to grab hold of whatever it was that was nesting on his head.
When Yuki yanked Vittoria away Neko let him so she wouldn’t get hurt in the process. Seeing her begin to panic he backed up a few paces and knelt down but by that time she had already passed out. “I think you may have squeezed her a bit to tightly there Romeo.” When Hitsu came back into the room she was very quick to place the blame on Yuki, where Neko thought it rightly belonged, but Yuki was just as quick to pass it off on him. “Sorry mate, the evidence of the crime lays in your arms.” With a smirk he rose to his feet and reminded himself to “thank” Yuki for this a little later.
Seeing not much use for his presence here he made he way back to the kitchen pausing only for a moment by Hitsu to give her a few short words of encouragement. “Good luck.” Continuing on he disappeared past the doorframe.
Smiling down at the baby Inu stood from her chair and walked around the kitchen to pass the time until the chaos in the hallway calmed down. She heard a child screeching about being praised from something and determined that the situation was probably over. Heading back to the door to look out and see what was happening Inu nearly ran into Neko on his way in.
“Hey!” Neko stopped himself and Inu just in time to avoid squishing the baby in between them. “So…who do we have here?”
“Oh!” Inu stepped back a little and observed the baby to see if he was okay. Once she was satisfied that he was fine Inu went on to explain. “Well, I was handed him so I’m not sure. He is a cute little thing.”
Gently taking the baby from Inu, Neko looked him over. “He looks an awfully lot like Sphinx. But who in the world would do the deed with him?”
“Do the deed?” Inu asked curiously letting him take the baby.
“Yeah, Do the Deed. You know….the horizontal tango, doing the mattress mambo, the reverse bridge, making the two headed monster,” Neko was about to go on with is apparently large variety of ways to say making love without actually saying it, but it was more than obvious that Inu still didn’t get it. Her blank stare said it all. “Uhh…you see…err….” Neko held the baby to his shoulder with one hand as he gestured with the other as he tried to explain all the while avoiding eye contact. It was more than apparent that Neko did not excel in this field of teaching. “When a man and a woman love each other very very much…they uhh…they uhh” He made the mistake of looking at Inu’s face and her intent to listen look completely caught him off guard. “They uhh….call the stork and the stork brings them a baby.”
Scrunching her face in a disbelieving manner, Inu brought Neko’s logic into question. “The stork huh?”
“Yep”
“How does one call the stork?”
Neko was quick to answer, “There is a hotline available when the stork can sense that your ready for a baby. Then you can call and they ask you questions and the stork comes with the baby to your house…”
“So, how can a five pound bird carry a six pound or more baby from wherever it is that this magical baby factory exists to the home of the expecting parent.”
“Well…you see….er…” Not expecting to be faced with such a question Neko was out of ideas. “Magic.”
“Your lying to me.”
“Yes….yes I am.”
“Well, as long as we have that clear.” Inu reached up and took the baby from him and walked around him and into the hallway.
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:59 pm
“That is why I am Pharaoh and you are not!” Tut explained to Sphinx, spreading his hands in explanation as if to say ‘that is how the world works’. Opening a glowing yellow eye, he peered up at the other as if to size him up, humphed, and ‘pah’d!’ and came to this conclusion: “You were sent by Horus to serve me! Well…you’ve obviously failed your first task, but I’m sure you’ll improve! It’s not everyday I let my servants handle the Scepter of Was!”
He cackled and lifted said scepter, before pocketing it inside of his bandages. It was then that the boy finally took a real look around, as the eminent danger was now gone. As it were, he seemed completely used to falling apart and blowing holes into people’s walls and floors; he’d done it enough at the Count’s!
“Now that no one is screaming quite so much, we can get on with my coronation party!” He looked up at Sphinx expectantly.
Now that Tut was back to normal (or what was normal for HIM), Baron turned to where he had left Vittoria, the instant that Deep Sea had made her very unlikely appearance via cup. The catman pressed his eyes shut tightly, opened them, and repeated the action, each time with the same result: the woman was still there.
Well, he supposed that if Tut could wield a magic wand and fall apart, then random women could appear from nowhere…yes. That must have been it.
Tearing his eyes away from her, he saw Vittoria simply lying in Yuki’s arms and felt a shock of panic run through his spine, enough to bristle the fur around his neck and tail; what had happened?
“Stay put!” He pushed his way past the others towards Yuki as he was getting up, only to have him, in turn, push past him. Baron followed, of course, sweeping over the young woman as soon as Yuki had turned his attention to the others. Had she had a panic attack in his absence? He should have NEVER left her side – good Lord, this was his fault, because he had known what could have, what DID happen. His teeth grinded noisily against one another, and he knelt at the head of the loveseat.
Vittoria was so tiny, so small and fragile. He had promised Count to care for her, though Count had told her to care for him. From now on, he swore to keep a closer eye on her.
“Damn…”
Removing his top hat, he began fanning her, puzzling over just how long it’d take her to regain her senses. By the sound of Yuki’s shout, they were overstaying their welcome.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:02 pm
While drinking his 5th bottle of water and, succesfully emptying most if not all of the house's bottled water suppy, Bonsai had overheard neko's intriging way of explaing the human maiting process. But of course, this was wrong. He would of been happy to explain how it was done properly but, she had walked into the hallway and he didn't feel like following her.
"uumm....well..you could ahh..." was about all poke could say while people began to filter out of the hall and into other parts of the house. For now it seemed the chao was subsided
As vash began to scratch his head and make contact with the green ball of fluff. Verde made a few attempts to bat off the approaching glove and, failing at this was prompty picked up and began squirming around in vash's grip
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Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:38 pm
[Please forgive me, guys. x-x; I'm sorry it's taken me so long, Inu's the one urging me to post right now. Stupid blocks and lack of motivation...]
In his state of shock, Sphinx wasn't nearly as confrontational as he might have usually been for someone to go snatching something away from him. Then again, why wouldn't he want to hand the thing over to someone who knew how to make everything normal again? Well, not so much normal, but to at least close the portal in the floor. It wasn't until said portal had completely closed that he seemed to breathe again, gaze darting around him for a long moment, before he rested them on the child ranting and raving about his greatness. Sphinx stood there quietly, a halfway confused expression slowly forming upon his face as he rambled on. Then, as Tut ended his speech, he quickly stepped to one side and back toward the kitchen. To Amon, apparently, without a word to Tut. That probably wouldn't end well.
Hitsu didn't seem a whole lot better off, and had quickly set down both cup and medication on a side table. She bit her lower lip in her stress, peering over Baron's shoulder at Vittoria, yet still keeping herself at enough of a distance to keep herself from being in the way. "You think she's going to be alright?" Here's hoping, for the first time in a long time Yuki had caused someone to get hurt, without Dynast being involved somehow. From her spot, she could clearly hear Deep Sea shouting on at Yuki. Yuki was clearly shouting... About something else. She hoped he was merely cranky that he'd been awakened and crashed into, and nothing more. Nothing else needed to go wrong.
If Amon could talk, let alone had ideas about his own conception, he might have been able to add to the conversation. However, he were merely left to look from Inu to Neko as they chatted on about fictional baby stories. He apparently got bored right before Inu had reached for him, reaching out for a handful of Neko's hair. So hard to resist, Inu had lifted him up just close enough to get to it.
Yet another near collision, as Sphinx stopped quickly to avoid running into Inu at the doorway. He gave a frustrated sigh, only staring at her for a moment. "Everything alright in here?" He asked, looking to Amon specifically.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:26 pm
As Amon fisted a hand full of Neko’s hair, and refused to release his grip as Inu pulled him away, Neko let out a surprised yelp and then a small whimper. Leaning down to keep his head level with the baby in hopes of keeping the pulling to a minimum Neko gave him a pleading look as if to say “Please don’t screw up my hair.” Hopefully the baby didn’t decided to have a happy fit and rip his hair from his scalp out of joy. It would take a lot of extra work in the morning to cover that up.
As if Neko’s pain couldn’t reach Inu’s ears she completely blew him off as Sphinx walked back in and inquired about everything…or more so the baby since that seemed to be his focus. “Everything’s just fine.” Inu nuzzled Amon’s cheek with her own and poked at his cat-like nose playfully. “So who is the little one? He’s cute.”
“Mitsu, please don’t excite the baby. The fate of my hair is in his hands. Literally he has a hand full of it.” Neko whined.
“Oh stop fussing. You’ve got plenty of hair just…,” Inu paused for a moment trying to come up with a solution but really only found one. “Fluff it up a little more in that spot.” She nodded as if agreeing with herself that she had come up with a good idea.
“You’re….so cold…”
Once Vash had a good grip of the squirming little creature he brought it down to eye level to see what it was. It continued to fuss in his grip as he examined it in confusion. Bringing his free hand up he made to softly poke at the creature’s head.
“So…. Um…is this your green…bunny thing?” He asked Poke.
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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:08 am
"yup! thats my bunny thing! her names verde midori, aint she cute?" poke said with a grin though inwardly hoping her little friend would calm down. Her attention was then caught by the noises in the kitchen, and she walked through the hall and into the room to see that another egyptian looking guy was holding a very small baby that looked suspiously like sphinx...
"awww! what a cute little baby!" she said from the doorway
"it's not that cute" Bonsai had seen his owner walk through and now was looking at the baby more closely from his spot.
Seeing as she wasn't going to get anywhere, verde soon tired of struggeling, and as she was poked gave out a short, "meyow!" Why was she being poked for?
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Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 12:12 pm
Tut was rounding off the end of his speech, regaling all of his triumphs and titles - the former of which he lavishly added to as he saw fit ('Conquerer and Demolisher of the Hittites and Nubians with a Single Glance', what?) - when Sphinx simply walked away. But in the child's presence, no one could just 'simply' walk away from him, not without his permission! Especially not in mid-speech! And ESPECIALLY not after he had selflessly saved them from certain death! ...Or maiming, but mostly death. It was Set down there.
Tut thrust his chin out and poked out his bandaged chest indignantly, stomping purposefully after Sphinx like an angry and exceptionally yappy terrier.
"You dare deny my audience!" he crowed shrilly, waving the scepter (which was, thankfully, blank eyed and 'off'). He rapped his Nemes cap with the scepter end, "Do you not see that I am Pharaoh! I just saved you!" - this was added with a childlike whine - "You should be worshiping and basking! In my glory, that is!"
But no response had been heralded, except for a casual swipe of Sphinx's tail as he stopped at the doorway. Tut sniffed and smacked it from his face with the business end of his scepter. He tried peeking here and there, between legs and bodies, trying to wheedle his way into the kitchen. What were they all looking at?
Because it most CERTAINLY wasn't him!
Baron flashed Hitsu both an immensely appreciative glance and simultaneously, a look of extreme apology, for everything. It was no time for pointing fingers, not that he would have, but crashing into someone's home, opening portals, causing all sorts of mayhem and strife...Tut was going to get an earful after all was put right.
"Oh, she'll be right as rain, Miss...ah? I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name," he smiled, whiskers lifting in a momentary look of embarrassment. He continued to fan Vittoria's face, took one long look at the water, and grabbed it. Might as well, one for the drama...
He splashed a bit on Vittoria's face, who awoke with a start.
"O-Oh! B-Baron!" All squeaks and squawks, "I had the most horrendous dream! Tut...Tut and then I ran into a house, and then BOOM! Then there were two of them and it was so frightening Baron, that I just woke u-- wait."
Vittoria glanced down, head canting in a bird-like motion, "Why am I wet?"
"A bit delirious, as expected, but tiptop up here," Baron nodded, tapping his temple. His face pinched and he leaned towards Hitsu almost conspiratorially, a private joke on his charge's behalf, "Well, mostly, see? I don't think she has ever been...right minded."
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 6:04 pm
"Its a odd looking rabbit." Vash said curiously now picking up one of the little creature's ears to hold it out to see properly. He had never seen anything like this before in his life. Figuring he had probably annoyed the little creature enough he cupped both hands so that it could sit comfortably in his palms. Kneeling down he stretched his arms out to let his hands hover just above the floor to allow the little green ball of fluff to make its escape.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:37 pm
Giggling in glee at the sounds that Neko had uttered at his tugging, the nightmare scenario quickly came to be. The tiny hand tightened its grip, and Amon tugged even harder. For such a little thing, he was strong. Not that one had to be very strong to pull out a clump of hair.
Meanwhile, Sphinx had shown an expression of relief. Then, he'd caught sight of Neko in peril and stepped up to pry Amon's fingers free of the hair they were grasping. "He, uh... Likes to pull on hair..." He explained, needlessly. "And noses... And lips... And jewelry..." He added slowly, trying to jiggle free the finger that the baby had wrapped his fingers around in the absence of Neko's hair. "His name is Amon." There was a pause, "He's my son." He glanced over his shoulder toward Poke as she cooed, giving a very awkward grin in reply.
"Hitsuzen." She replied, though absently as she seemed to be keeping an eye on Vittoria. In the next instant, she'd given a bit of a jolt as Baron made use of the water to wake her up with a start. A bit wide-eyed, she watched the girl in her panic. When Baron leaned in close, Hitsu merely gave a nod to suggest she'd listened. Then, she asked just as quietly. "What does she mean by 'two of them'?"
Elsewhere, Yuki had abandoned the entrance hallway, less worry about Deep Sea and far more worry about one of the other unexpected visitors. Opening every door he came to, peeking inside, only to slam them shut again when he found that the one he was searching for was not there. Half on suspicion, half instinct, he veered off toward the basement. Yuki, of course, hoped that he'd not find anything out of place once he got there.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:31 pm
Neko gave out a yelp as Amon pulled out a bit of hair when he was finally pulled away. Wrenching back upright, Neko ran his hand through his hair ruffling it up to fill in the now tiny bald spot. Not that it really showed much but he was very particular about his hair and how it looked. Finally satisfied that the spot was no longer visible, Neko gave Sphinx a short thanks before moving back into the kitchen to sit down at the table.
“Amon huh? Your son?” Inu held the baby up next to Sphinx in comparison. She looked between them for a few moments before she finally concluded. “Nope, don’t see it.”
“Are you crazy, they look exactly alike. Look at the face paint.”
Inu placed the baby back on her shoulder, very intent on keeping him to herself. Then in a very ‘I know everything’ tone she went on to explain. “But that’s just face paint. He looks like someone else. I mean look at the eyes and the pale skin. He looks kinda like that mean cat lady at the shop…except much cuter. What was her name? It started with a C. Chastity? No. Chelsea? No.” Inu kept going through similar names that started with ‘Ch’ but for the life of her she couldn’t remember the name of the tall amazon cat lady. Finally she came to a breaking point and gave up. “Well, I can’t remember it was something like that. But I guess it’s not important since that can’t be right.” Inu simply smiled as she moved past Sphinx and closer to Poke so she too could have a better look at the baby.
When Inu was done talking about the mean cat lady at the shop it finally dawned on Neko who she was talking about. He had never talked to her but had heard many a tale about her, none of them particularly good tales either. He had even see her once, from a very safe distance, and now that he thought about it Inu was right. Amon did look a lot like Chester and if Sphinx was claiming to be the father. Wow…brave man. He had sailed seas not many men would dare face. Once everyone was out of the room Neko grinned. “So…congrats. I’m surprised you’re still alive, Chester strikes me as someone who would kill and eat their mate.” He smiled, leaning forward to place his elbows on the table.
Meanwhile, Phibrizzo made his way through Hitsu’s vast house, stopping here and there to look at things before carrying on. His dark aura engulfed the area, he wanted to be sure that Dynast knew he was coming, that he wasn’t far off but in the same instance he wanted to take him time. Let Dynast sweat about it a little until he finally got there. Placing his hands behind his back he walked in a very casual fashion until he came around a corner and was faced with the basement door up ahead. Lowering his head, an eerie shadow casting over his features, he slowly walked to his destination a smile spreading across his face. He had a few plans in mind and Dynast seemed like the perfect minion for the job. Why dirty his own hands when he could have someone else do the brute work?
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:30 am
Tut agreed whole-heartedly with Bonsai - it wasn't that cute. In fact, it was quite the opposite: round and fat and ugly and toothless and completely useless!
"I agree," he sniffed. But no one was listening. They had long since lost interest, as though mummified children and winking portals were the least of their worries. They had seen grander - and really, they had. Of course, Tut was unaware of what really took place under this roof, and to him it didn't matter. The celebration of a baby was more appreciated than that. Shame the little boy didn't see it.
He quickly lost interest and wandered from the room, much like a petulant, attention-whoring dog would. Maybe he could poke around this place. He checked up on Vittoria, who was awake now, and seeing her thus, shuffled off down the hall in search of something, anything that be more exciting than a drooling child.
Vittoria, on the other hand, kept herself busy and sane trying to wring herself out. This dress had been newly starched and pressed! Not that she was narcissistic, but Nonna had gone out of her way to make her skirts presentable (if only she knew the old dame never did it herself!). She peeled off her damp gloves and pinched the fabric, twisting it with a satisfactory 'drip drip' of water.
Baron straightened and smiled primly at Hitsuzen before he peered down on the other young woman. He had a feeling the only reason she was toying with her clothes was because she was stricken with embarrassment over the whole ordeal; at least she had a way to deal with it. He smoothed her inky black curls with a father's touch. She didn't look up.
"Ah..." His eyes glittered like citrine as his gaze flicked back towards Hitsu, his pupils becoming soft pen strokes of ink.
He touched her elbow and moved away only the slightest, steering her to turn her back to the girl on the seat. He was staring at some point outside of the room.
"Well, she was 'caught' if you will, between two gentlemen here at the house following the little misadventure." He took a lengthy pause, ears lowering with coming guilt; it wasn't his place to say, but....
"She's ah-- faint-hearted whenever in their company, if you understand my saying."
He looked his fair share abashed, one pointed ear cocked lower than the other.
(( Tut and Bonsai should play Scooby Doo and follow Phibz. 8D... ))
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:01 pm
((hehe, righto then! bonsai would make a great shaggy, since he's such a wuss XD))
Getting rather irritible at being in doors for so long, Bonsai opted to make a hasty retreat from the rather crowed kitchen and moved to the hallway, only to jump back in fright at verde, who was glad to hop away from the rather tall man who had tugged on her ears. He then noticed the bandage covered boy who had caused such a fuss before, and opted to follow him. He also had noticed, in rather large distaste, the fact that the floor was wooden. "Those poor trees..." he mumbled.
It took alot of self controll for poke to not burst out laughing at sphinx sudden confession. "He's...your...kid.." She could not help but think of how sphinx could actualy have a kid. And he definately looked like him too. Her self control snapped, and she had to lean on the kitchen bench to keep herself from falling onto the ground from sniggering and laughing so much.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:14 pm
[FOREVER LATER, I AM POSTING! My God you guys, this is the only RP I have to reply to, and I'm caught up with all of them! D8 I feel so accomplished.]
[Lol, Scooby and Shaggy. *totally picturing Tut scampering along, and Bonsai doing the "Shaggy Walk" right behind*]
At first, the conversation between Neko and Inu didn't really interest Sphinx, and he simply continued to pry his fingers from reach, much to Amon's disappointment. Sphinx frowned, however, once Inu had figured out who Amon's other parent seemed to be. Well, sort of. Leave it to Neko to blurt it out, but at least it wasn't until after the others had left earshot. Though, Poke's fits of laughter close by did not help his mood improve. "Yeah... Me too. I'm surprised I lived to see another day." He wasn't at all enthusiastic about his reply, his tone was rather flat. "Now, if you'll excuse me..." He muttered, stepping over to the girls and reaching for the baby. "I think I should lie him down for a nap, now..." Not that the child looked at all sleepy, but any retreat was a welcome one.
"I... See." Hitsu replied quietly, inwardly gaining increasing anger toward Yuki. Sure, he wasn't really to blame, but she didn't know that. Aside from that, she knew how awkward he could become, when trying to converse with women. "I'm sorry, if Yuki has caused you any trouble. He's not the smartest when it comes to being... A gentleman."
Yuki opened another door. No, that was a closet. He slammed it shut. How could he forget the layout of his own house? "Where the hell did he go!?" He shouted, to nobody in particular. Fingers ruffled through his hair, as he looked in all directions trying to think. Suddenly, his stomach lurched. Why hadn't it been obvious before? Dynast. He was looking for Dynast. "Oh. Well, that's just great!" He cried, before making a mad dash in the opposite direction.
The 'child' had made his presence known, his aura penetrating the seals that Yuki had put into place to keep Dynast contained. To say that the hell hound was uncomfortable was an understatement, he was pacing his prison like the trapped animal that he was, searching in vain for a means of escape, staring at the walls, wondering just how strong the magic was holding him in. He jerked his head to look toward the top of the stairs, his visitor was drawing very close. He had no choice, and forced composure.
Slowly, calmly he ascended the stairs, resting a palm on the door. Eyes fixed on the handle, waiting for it to move. For the first time, he hoped that Yuki had remembered to lock him in. Even if he had, would the lock even be of any use? Certainly, Hellmaster could break whatever enchantments a creature less than half as powerful as he could create. He'd only have a few moments, then he would find out.
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:29 pm
[LOL A YEAR LATER!]
Mitsu pouted a bit as Sphinx took the baby from her and retreated. He was cute, soft, and warm like in comparison to any other baby animal, so naturally Mitsu was drawn to it. But disappointment aside Mitsu waved goodbye to the baby as Sphinx left.
"Don't be so down, its not the last you'll see him," Neko spoke.
Mitsu simply nodded to this and walked back into the kitchen where it seemed to be the most quiet. Not that she was against socializing but large groups of people made her nervous.
It took only a few short moments for Phibrizzo to reach the basement door before he stopped. There was a force pushing him back, though a rather pathetic one. Lifting a hand he reached out toward the door, a crack of power resounding down the hallway as the barrier tried to keep Phibrizzo out and Dynast in. A smile started to creep across Phibrizzo's face as he cracked his knuckles. "Child's play."
Simply walking forward Phibrizzo ignored the laws of physics as he started to faze through the door, energy cracking and popping all around him. It was a rather slow process making his way through the barrier but soon his face appeared on the other side of the door, the same eerie smile on his features. The light sparking around him as he forced his way through the door was almost like fireworks bringing light into the darkness, but it was to late for this puny barrier to stop him now.
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