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 Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:57 am
All Attempts Will Be Posted Here. Enjoy.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 6:44 am
Mr.Somebody Chan:
GOD ITEM MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!! DEATH TO YOU!
Durithill the Black Blade:
Can of Raid.
You manage to get close enough to spray the spider with Raid...good for you. You fail to realize that a Kumo Spider is much bigger than your average household pests. Now it's pissed off, AND wet. A Spidery death awaits you.
FAIL
greenpuppy54
Empty Dresser.
The spider likes your gift, mahogany is its favorite wood. It opens the drawers...no clothes. The spider is no longer happy. How many of you does it take to fill a dresser? One, if you're cut up enough.
FAIL
shiekeh
hateful baby kumos
The kumo thinks they're cute, but the baby kumos ARE kumos after all. They go after what appears to be the weakest creature first...you. Remember the movie arachnaphobia? With John Candy? Yeah it was a bit like that, but more screamy and painy.
FAIL
twilightwyrm
garlic cylinder
The kumo had heard about this cylinder from it's friend the Yeti, and had prepared for it. As soon as the spider sees it, it tips the cylinder over and steamrolls you flat. Now you are a person-flapjack, and taste rather well with a little garlic.
FAIL
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