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 Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:35 pm
*"Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys played, as Nova came onstage, still holding his half of the Slammy for Best Promo.*
"You know...it's good to know that all of you people who voted, felt the same way I did during my match with Doink. It's obvious that you were all happy to see me beat, cripple, mutilate, and most of all, humiliate that Ronald McDonald knock-off in his own sick little creation. You guys are great...all of you...I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
*Wipes fake tear, just like at the Oscars! Finally gets back to reality.*
"...Oh, right. Even though I WON the match, meaning I deserve it more, this is Doink's award too...Yeah, get up here..."
stare
*Mutters.*
"You useless sonva--"
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:20 pm
*Snores on the mic.*
"...ZzzZZzzZZzZzz..."
*Accidently bangs head on mic. Wakes up.*
"Uhh...Hmm?! Oh...Well, I'm tired of waiting for that clown to show up, so I'll just take this Slammy on his behalf. Next.."
stare
*Walks off stage with Slammy, hoping Doink won't notice.*
ninja
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:33 pm
*Walks back out*
"Over the past year, the WIF has seen a lot of superstars. Some were bad, and I won't name any names."
*Cough* "But, we've had even more good superstars, myself included. And this award, the big one, the main event so to speak, celebrates the best of the best. Folks, this is the Superstar of the Year award. The nominees are:
John Cena
Petey Williams
Nova
Mankind
Necro Butcher
and Vince McMahon"
*Opens the envelope*
"And the slammy goes to...."
*Drumroll*
"PETEY WILLIAMS!"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:34 pm
*Yells from seat.*
"I WANT A RECOUNT!"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 4:52 pm
O canada played once again as your co-host with the most Petey williams comes out, happy as hell!
(Thank you all who voted for me, you got me to where I am!)
*Petey walked up to the stand, holding his slammy high*
"Whooo! What a ride! When I came here in the WIF, I never thought I would have gotten this far in all my life. I went from Beth's Bodyguard.."
*BOOOO*
"To WIF champion, then to lose it... stare
... Then to come here as YOUR co-host with the most, and win not one, not two, but 3 Slammies! I would like to thank the following people for where I am today...
Doink
Owen
Bucci
*Scratches out Kennedy's name* ninja
Cena, for being my permant punching dummy..."
And, MYSELF!"
*Looks to Owen*
"Alright buddy, any ideas how to end this slammin' (Pun intended) ceremony?"
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 11:54 pm
*Screams uncontrollably for her tag team partner.*
"GO PETEY~!"
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:52 am
"Well, I would suggest O Canada, but this is in hell america. Why not with a clipshow?"
((which I can post in like 20 minutes))
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:07 pm
All right! Thank you all for voting and being active, and congrats to the lucky winners! mrgreen
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:58 pm
((Clipshow taking longer than I thought...It'll be about 2 hours xd ))
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:48 pm
Blackhart_Owen_Hart ((Clipshow taking longer than I thought...It'll be about 2 hours xd )) ((Did you ever get it finished? xd ))
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:00 pm
Melina_Perez_MNM Blackhart_Owen_Hart ((Clipshow taking longer than I thought...It'll be about 2 hours xd )) ((Did you ever get it finished? xd )) ((No, windows movie maker is a b***h. sweatdrop scream ))
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:02 pm
Mike Bucci *Yells from seat.* "I WANT A RECOUNT!" scream Me too! I should have been superstar of the year! On second thought no I'm more than just a superstar. I'm the god of professional wrestling!
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:17 pm
Mr. McMahon Amy_Dumas_lita Lita's music hit and she stepped up to the stage and over to the microphone. Her music then cut. "Well, I think its only fitting that someone who's had as many relationships as I have present the following award. Screw you, Matt! Eh-hem. The nominees for Best Couple are... "1) Me and Simon Dean heart 2) Beth and every male member of the guild 3) Melina an Nova 4) Kevin Thorn and Ariel 5) Vince and Linda McMahon and 6) Melina and Johnny Nitro "And the winners, with 33% of the vote... Beth and every male member of the guild!" THAT MEANS I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THIS AWARD TOO! surprised *McMahon power walk to the podium* Since Beth isn't here I will accept this award on behalf of myself and every male in the guil..... idea .....HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A DAMNED MINUTE! WHY THE HELL WEREN'T MY GRAPEFRUITS UP FOR THIS AWARD????? mad *looks around while tugging on ear* *McMahon gulp* *beads of sweat roll down forehead* scream WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT???????? mad I'M GOING TO TAKE MY DAMNED SEAT! THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO! domokun *McMahon takes a seat at his table and places the Slammy for this category on the table (anyone who wants it or wants to make a speech about winning the award can do so)* *leans over and whispers to Linda* Mine are bigger than Trump's and should have been awarded. stare *punch* *Beth's music starts up* Awesome! Even though i've had lots of problems in and out of Relationships, I still want to thank every guy in this room! but....*Bitchslaps Mickie* I'll still Kill You!!
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:50 pm
Beth_Phoenix_Flame Mr. McMahon Amy_Dumas_lita Lita's music hit and she stepped up to the stage and over to the microphone. Her music then cut. "Well, I think its only fitting that someone who's had as many relationships as I have present the following award. Screw you, Matt! Eh-hem. The nominees for Best Couple are... "1) Me and Simon Dean heart 2) Beth and every male member of the guild 3) Melina an Nova 4) Kevin Thorn and Ariel 5) Vince and Linda McMahon and 6) Melina and Johnny Nitro "And the winners, with 33% of the vote... Beth and every male member of the guild!" THAT MEANS I'M ONE OF THE WINNERS OF THIS AWARD TOO! surprised *McMahon power walk to the podium* Since Beth isn't here I will accept this award on behalf of myself and every male in the guil..... idea .....HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT JUST A DAMNED MINUTE! WHY THE HELL WEREN'T MY GRAPEFRUITS UP FOR THIS AWARD????? mad *looks around while tugging on ear* *McMahon gulp* *beads of sweat roll down forehead* scream WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LOOKING AT???????? mad I'M GOING TO TAKE MY DAMNED SEAT! THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING TO DO! domokun *McMahon takes a seat at his table and places the Slammy for this category on the table (anyone who wants it or wants to make a speech about winning the award can do so)* *leans over and whispers to Linda* Mine are bigger than Trump's and should have been awarded. stare *punch* *Beth's music starts up* Awesome! Even though i've had lots of problems in and out of Relationships, I still want to thank every guy in this room! but.... *Bitchslaps Mickie* I'll still Kill You!!((Mind explaining WTF that was for?))
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:12 pm
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