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Okay, this is an all-out Rap Battle Royale. I decide the winners. You can only rap against someone once. You lose twice, and you're out. You can choose who you want to battle, and if it's good with them, you two battle. Got it? Go.

Winners:
The Legendary Makairo [1]
Strif Extasy [1]

Losers: [once]
Strif Extasy
The Legendary Makairo

Losers: [twice, yer out!]

L mon
you iz so gay,
I don't need to rap against you anyway,
I'll make you eat hay,
I don't play,
Stay may day
p***s in your face!

ooohhh

So pathetic, you'll regret it, ever steppin'
on the toes of the hated legend,
Stole the magic, made fame tragic, Raskit the king
murdered and buried, you can share the plot,
I'll tear your flesh apart and bare the goo beneath your knock,
Got a clock? Count the seconds of spittin' and rhymes that I be rippin',
So hastily to dismiss this performance of yours- lacking skill,
Pills swallowed whole, extacy, why you vexin' me?
You know you've been burned to the next degree,
Bless me, you're slow, window licker on busses,
Fiend for Durrty Bois 'cuz you he hates when females touch him,
Uses one hand to do the rubbing, two fingers on his v****a,
I got a manhood, you stay masturbating on the recliner,
Or in the lap of your daddy before you,
That's the only reason your parents would adore you:
'cuz you allow them to molest you and sex you,
I'll be laughing soon as that a**l s**t your pops does infects ******** you, b***h!

mad

One of the worst threads I've seen, I know it's grimey
But, ******** a lmon, only color I care about is lime green

I'll give him seven days, Then he'll have to mend his ******** punchlines, I'm so sick, I'll give him lemon aids

You seen Makairo,though, now you seein a psycho's flow
Words are as fluid as water, leave you a hydrophobe

And I'm not sympathizing, You think that Silva's lyin?
Strif is miles ahead of you, Who you think you are to criticize him

You ain't Siskel or Ebert, so I'll find ya moms and Rope her
Tied up in a basement,seein more d**k than grayson,
So I'ma call her"Joker"'

Ahh ******** it, I would go on...But I forgot what my point was....

You can call this response revenge, but I'm just trying to indemnify you,
Unfortunately nobody seems to praise or recognize you,
Old punchlines, my old battles, act like I don't know?
You're just pissed 'cuz your beloved Julie won't blow
on your cyber d**k, through some cyber text, you cyber geek,
Get back to real life you virus beacon,
Your knees knock, shaking, weakened and languished
'cuz your a** is gaping from too much of that parental sandwich,
Yes, I lost to Lil MC, now let's go through all the mother ******** who have already said that to me:
1) Raskit
2) SilverSpyder
3) CTeezy
4) Smurf
Be easy, jerk, you put in too little work to be a sure thing,
I'll collect you like the blue blur and you some gold rings,
Sever the head with your own two hands, razor to your neck
make you go crazy and start blading your chest,
Carving my name into your nipples, my initials into your dimples,
Why? 'cuz lyrically and psychologically figuring you out is simple,
You spend days and hours stalking trying to devour
other keystylers but without a voice you don't exist, coward,
You all have heard verse after verse, freestyle recorded, my abandonment of curse,
But who is this empty, senseless irrelevant pedestrian?
On the street corner, steppin' off the curb toward oncoming
traffic and getting rammed and ran over, smashed up,
You're better off avoiding these shots and joining the circus so you can be the ammo in the cannon,
Get some fresh air, and stop listening to Cam and me,
You made me laugh with the Swagger Jackin' crack, 'cuz everybody knows Cam Ron can lick my ********' a**,
If I'm stealing lines and even a flow and punches
then why are most of your lines either too familiar or repeated nothings?

I don't give props to your recordings simply due to the fact
that these wack cats in LI rap better than that,
You better step back, and talking about gettin' clapped:
Put some powder on my palm so I can prove you the "Mak",
I admit, sir, you're king in gold and posessions
but let's here a real account of deception and perfection,
Sorry, but without a penny in my pocket I'm real,
Still posting at me 'cuz you know how it feels
to be knocked down and kicked around, sickly found
laying with your body, heath south, both hands together praying
that I wouldn't respond, but mother ******** know your God,
Know that when it comes to this Gaia s**t: you're the reported hacker and I'm the Mod,
It's sad though, because you show less emotion with the mic in your hand
than you would if you were to catch an IP ban.

Ooh..Gaia s**t makes my balls itch. xd Stop the insanity, Strife..I want to use some of these lines for actual battles.

Who are you to judge? You're wack as hell with a non-existant record.

I'm like 60-3. rofl