MyOwnBestCritic
What a way to go... she might not win a Darwin Award anytime soon, but that's gotta suck! (Get it? Hee hee. Very bad pun.)

Imagine being that kid. You were orphaned after your playboy bunny mother, who was an insane golddigger, died choking on her own ejecta.

*shudders*

That's the best version of it being said that I heard! xD