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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:39 pm

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Brad- It''s like frogger.
Phoenix- Danger! Danger!
Mike- If we get hit by the red car, we''ll make it on t.v news.

This was when they had to cross 4 lanes of traffic to get something to eat. Wierd, I know.

I think he says, "MTV News". xp

ya it is. hehehehehe the "Like" count. xd
Im going to watch that now!

o.o HELP ME *points to a few posts before*

I don't remember how the ******** phi became a possum! lol

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:42 pm

gonk Oh no! I wanna find out whee

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:05 pm

just read through the last 10 pages of the band members groups... insane indeed mrgreen

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:09 pm

You know you love LPG mods

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:14 pm

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You know you love LPG mods

That i do... without your help i would never know how sick and demented the minds of LP were... but that makes them 4745437 times cooler

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:28 pm

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You know you love LPG mods

That i do... without your help i would never know how sick and demented the minds of LP were... but that makes them 4745437 times cooler

Oh but so much more than that cool

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Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 9:58 pm

"********! <********>" - Chester Charles Bennington, CC DVD

That quote gets to me, it's so full of raw emotion and power.

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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 10:31 am

XD that one always makes me laugh.

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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:23 pm

WARNING : The following is quotes from LP.

Chester (on Cribs) : This is the bathroom. This is where I come every morning and scratch my balls. And this is where we get naked and try to cleans ourselves.

XD.

What do you guys do for fun?
"We make fun of Mike's head" - Chester

Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
Chester: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
Mike: And it just didn't work out because my butt wasn' big enough.
Chester: Yeah, and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
Mike: It's from eating too many donuts.

So what are you planning for Valentine's Day?
Chester: Masturbation.

Phoenix: "Chester likes Anime porn."
Chester: "Yes, and Chester likes other things too."
Phoenix: "Why are you talking in third person?"
Chester: "Because Chester feels like it. Now shutup and be a good boy and go clean your room."

Mike: "Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait, hold it up."
Joe: "I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike, move the camera in."
Mike: "Throw it far. "
Victim: "Piss off!"
Mike: "Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap?"
Joe: "It landed on his p***s."
Mike: "On his p***s!"

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 10:37 pm

WARNING: I'M EXTREMELY BORED!

Question: You guys had a great year last year ........ what you gonna do this year?
Mike: we're going to fail and break up and joe's going to sell out and start doing dolls and tampon ads.

Mike: I'm not a very reading person, I like to look at pictures.
Chester: Mike likes porno.
Mike: I don't like porno. I like graphics...

Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?
Mike: I was in Menudo
Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice.
Brad: Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out?
Brad: Or was it the age thing?
Mike: Ricky is an a**.
Mike: He's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first cd.

"Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?"
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
Chaz: That was pure evil.

"Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records..."
Mike: We've sold over a million records?
Chaz: We did?
"Have you?"
Mike: Whoa!!

Mike: We are renaming the band to Blinkin'Sync- 182.

Brad: Jones soda rules!
Mike: I like the green apple.
Joe: Hehe green froggie apple!
Chester: Crushed mellon is good!
Rob: Hehehe you said mellon!
Mike: Mellon...Mellons...Bozoooooms!

Q: So how do you guys like fame?
Mike: We're famous?
Chester: Are you sure?
Phoenix: Subfamous!
Mike: That's craptacular!

Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts.

Mike: I'm going to sprout wings out of my a** one day and fly around the world.

Chester: When i retire from music, I actually plan to become a profesional wrestler, Im going to be the smallest professional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the sugar brothers. My profesional move which takes down everybody is i just run around in circles until that, ya know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because i'm too small and i run. See and that's how i'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!! ....sorry...
Brad: Um yeah... i'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, i wrestle people with my mind. like you don't even know right now but im pinning you to the ground.
Chester: Yeah, he's taking you down.
Brad: You're goin down.

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Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:07 am

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Mike: I'm going to sprout wings out of my a** one day and fly around the world.

xd rofl omg, Britt, Bubble... that's what started the whole a**-wing thing!!

Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:36 pm

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WARNING: I'M EXTREMELY BORED!

Question: You guys had a great year last year ........ what you gonna do this year?
Mike: we're going to fail and break up and joe's going to sell out and start doing dolls and tampon ads.

Brad: Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?
Mike: I was in Menudo
Brad: I heard that you can sing and dance real nice.
Brad: Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out?
Brad: Or was it the age thing?
Mike: Ricky is an a**.
Mike: He's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the first cd.

"Do you have any wild stories or embarrassing moments to share, while living on the road?"
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
Chaz: That was pure evil.

"Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records..."
Mike: We've sold over a million records?
Chaz: We did?
"Have you?"
Mike: Whoa!!

Mike: We are renaming the band to Blinkin'Sync- 182.

Q: So how do you guys like fame?
Mike: We're famous?
Chester: Are you sure?
Phoenix: Subfamous!
Mike: That's craptacular!

Mike: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Chester: And sometimes you feel like my nuts.

Mike: I'm going to sprout wings out of my a** one day and fly around the world.

Chester: When i retire from music, I actually plan to become a profesional wrestler, Im going to be the smallest professional wrestler in history and my manager is Mr. Hahn. We're called the sugar brothers. My profesional move which takes down everybody is i just run around in circles until that, ya know, the competition falls over from exhaustion and then Joe comes in and pins them because i'm too small and i run. See and that's how i'm gonna take the championship that way. SUGAR BROTHERS!!! ....sorry...
Brad: Um yeah... i'm Big Bad Brad the intellectual wrestler, i wrestle people with my mind. like you don't even know right now but im pinning you to the ground.
Chester: Yeah, he's taking you down.
Brad: You're goin down.

Those are the funniest.

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