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 Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:26 pm
I recently got this in an email.
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujiah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was this heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and we both took cover in the ditches along the road.”
“I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scum bag, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, liberal drunk.”
“So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling,
‘Oh yeah?”
‘Well, so does Hillary Clinton!’ And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck his us.”
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:29 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:52 pm
That's what I thought, I couldn't help but put it on here. I like your siggy by the way.
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:59 pm
flip-f l o p_3121 That's what I thought, I couldn't help but put it on here. I like your siggy by the way. Iagree with every thing you jsut said but dont want to type it my self
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