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 Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:27 am
I made this site because i like to share, maybe not your favorite line, but a good line from church that could be used against somone.
For I.E.
"...they are just standing there talking, so when you ask me five minuites from now, what are they doing? they are still gonna be standing there, and they are still gonna be talking!"
Tucker: "What are they talking about?"
Church: "you know what, I ******** hate you."
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:19 pm
rofl I have that in my signature! The entire speech given by Church. xD I loved it.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:03 pm
[Submit_Here] rofl I have that in my signature! The entire speech given by Church. xD I loved it. *smiles* yeah..one of my faves...
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:18 pm
Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem-
Caboose: They could be worse.
Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things ******** are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching.
...beautiful
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:15 pm
"There is a fine line between not listening and not caring; I like to think I walk that line everyday"
-Church
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:48 pm
ahh i love episode 80...i had time on my hands so i did this
doc- if you want to talk dont email and dont you click, click, click, click...just call me up at 555-vick
church-you know it probably would have been more rememberable if it rhymed...or if his name actually ended in a k
doc-ah music is a great way to learn things thats how i studied for the m-cat
church-you passed the m-cat?
doc-hahaha not even close but you should really hear my rendishion of the kelly clarkson song miss independant, it teaches you all about the lembatics system....dompt dompt...lembatix system
church-hey shut up im on the phone
jr-HONK
church-and do me a favor kill that ******** thing would you!
jr-blarg
vic- hey dude.......
church-vic......its church...
vic-this is vic at 555-vick doodley doo, im not in the cockpito right now so leave your low down at the ding dong, austa
church-hey vic this is church i need ta-
voicemail-you have reached the voicemail system....
church-ok ok...come on
voicemail-to just leave a message, just wait for the tone
church-i know how to leave a god damn message
voicemail-when you are finished recording just hang up or press pound for more options......
church-hang up...really...i was just going to keep on talking until he decided to check his voice mail
voicemail-for delivery options press 5
church-just give me the damn beep
voicemail-to leave a call back number press 8
to page this person press 6
church-COME ON!!!!
voicemail-to repeat this message press 9
church-i will ******** stab you computer phone lady
.....
voicemail-to mark this message as urgent press 11
church- THERE IS NO 11 YOU ******** WHORE!!!!!!
doc-ohhh language
for more laughs check out my journal lol....theres more every couple days
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:36 am
"Doc I'm not going to give it a cold. I'm just going to go in there step on it's neck and shoot it in the head. Because that's how I roll."
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:21 am
Pvt._Church Church: I learned a very valuable lesson in my travels, Tucker. No matter how bad things might seem- Caboose: They could be worse. Church: Nope, no matter how bad they seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things ******** are, and you better get used to it Nancy. Quit yer bitching. ...beautiful One of the best
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:27 pm
Roses are red,
And violets are blue,
One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue.
It's Red vs Red,
and Blue vs Blue,
It's I against I,
And me against you...
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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 7:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:28 pm
Church 2.0 I made this site because i like to share, maybe not your favorite line, but a good line from church that could be used against somone. For I.E. "...they are just standing there talking, so when you ask me five minuites from now, what are they doing? they are still gonna be standing there, and they are still gonna be talking!" Tucker: "What are they talking about?" Church: "you know what, I ******** hate you." that's the line that hooked me on the series! omg church! heart heart ......................................................... heart
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Posted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 12:58 am
Quote: Roses are red, And violets are blue, One day we'll cruise down Blood Gulch Avenue. It's Red vs Red, and Blue vs Blue, It's I against I, And me against you... I'm so buying the CD for that track... Also: Church: All right Omally this is it. From now on, if anyone makes my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, its going to be me. Tex: Aww, that's sweet. Church: Shurt up b***h. Tex: a*****e. Omally: Neva! The darkness will swallow you whole. Church: Dead end Omally! You're just one big headache and I've got a whole pistol full of asprin! Tex: What? Church: I've got half a mind to kill you.... Tex: That's rediculous... Church: and the other half agrees. Tex: Uh-- Church that's just stupid. Church: You're about to split-- Tex: Gawd Church... Church: --personality! Tex: Now you're just embarassing yourself. Church: Psyche!
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Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:18 pm
oh god i love the Blue Team
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Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:50 am
"Listen guys, I don't mean to be rude, but I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, and our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really, really, REALLY, don't have time for this horseshit right now."
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE CHURCH LINE. Seriously, he's so pissed off all the time, its hilarious.
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