Miguel OHara
Harry Potter and Dune is wierd enough...
yeah...let's see if I remember how it goes...it's been a while...
....hmmm...it may not be verbatim...but I'll spout off some of it...
...once long ago, in the land of narnia, there was boy born of a sandworm and an incestuious king named Harry Atreides. Young atreides was gifted in that he could not see, for he had lightning bolts on his eyes. The Bolts were a simultaneous gift and curse, for while he could not see with them, he could make them glow in the dark at night...much like that old storm action figure with the LED light in the lightning bolt on her chest.
One day, Atreides father, King Azzarath, was making love to a griffin, who was also his cousin, when Ganadorf appeared. Ganadorf the Gray was possessor of the trinity piece of power...as such it was able to increase his strength and sexual performance 100 fold. Having witness Azzarath's incestuous behavior, Ganadorf the Gray beheaded the king, and proceeded to choke his cousin with an umbilical cord he found somewhere...we'll say it was from Kal El.
After having accomplished this task, Ganadorf the Gray set out to destroy the castle that belonged to the now dead king, as it represented all that was sinful in his eyes. As he set out upon his self-proclaimmed Crusade of Purification, it seemed he would be challenged by one who wanted the thrown for himself. His name Elgron, and he was as dark as Africa at night and as large and frightening as Michael Clark Duncan at your backside in prison...perhaps worse, for his eyes were as blue as those infected with mako and his unit was larger than any sandwork King Azzarath ever made love to.
...The story continues for quite a while longer...and I don't have the patience to keep telling it...however, if anyone wants to jump in and add to this bizarre story, that changes drastically every time I try to retell it, then please, do so.
