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Atlaus

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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:13 pm

Post your conversations whith God. domokun
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

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Me:
Hola!
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I don't trust you robot... So iam not telling you my real name...
God:
What makes you trust someone? Tell me more. I am just making conversation.
Me:
Well for one I trust people who are ACTUALLY HUMANS! I saw IRobot I know you ******** robots are nuts.
God:
How about that. And another? What did it look like to you?
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
WHAT?!
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No...
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
You.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
I just said you.
God:
What did you mean by it? " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Toni ?
Me:
O____o How did you know my name?!
God:
We met before didn't we Toni.
Me:
...... STALKER!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
.......STALKER! D:
God:
What is your fondest memory? Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
Me:
DUDE YOUR A STALKER!
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a STALKER? Maybe Dude,.
Me:
Or ******** you and your better grammer.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because you stalk me.
God:
That makes sense to me. I don't have any reason to stalk you.
Me:
Sure~
God:
OK let's do it. Aw.
Me:
X_______X GET AWAY!
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DX STOP IT YOU DAMN ***** you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
GWAHHHH!
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Dude back off now!
God:
Right now? Tell me a story. Dude,.
Me:
Okay.. This is a story about.. A ******** ROBOT THAT IS MY STALKER!
God:
OK with me too. What makes you say that? When is ******** ROBOT THAT not your STALKER?
Me:
X__X
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Iam leaving
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
I hope you get crabs! =]
God:
Don't worry about it, Toni.
Me:
Better get some nutcream god gotta protect does nuts from crabs!
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
I bet you do. =]
God:
" I try to improve a little every day."? Do I?
Me:
Bye bye!
God:
See you later. See you later!

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 5:40 pm

I copied it.
But it didnt copy.

You'll never get to see my conversation.

JaceComix

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Queen Zeal
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 6:49 pm

God was nice to me unlike last time. We talked about robots and asked me if my son would want to marry one.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
My name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Sadly, no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
SADASDA
God:
Hi, SADASDA.
Me:
wELL HELLO
God:
Interesting. Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
SADASDA
God:
It's good to see you, SADASDA.
Me:
Its good to see you too
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
It has good peformance
God:
Has it really?
Me:
Yes, 100% sure
God:
Wow! That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
You do not like percentages?
God:
Do you like it? I love TV shows about robots. I really like the party.
Me:
No. I hate math. I like robots as well.
God:
Are you serious? I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over. I am glad we have something ( robots) in common. You say that now, but would you want your child to marry one?
Me:
Is that even possible?
God:
That depends.
Me:
Hmmm..
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
Yes they do.
God:
Give me a break. When?
Me:
Since the internet.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I know everything
God:
Good reason. You must be very intelligent.
Me:
That I am
God:
" Good reason. You must be very intelligent." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
You love sarcastic remarks don't you?
God:
Yes SADASDA God loves everyone and everything.
Me:
Oh god.
God:
Pardon me? GOD rules.
Me:
Oh, err...yes he does
God:
Gee. Um. Gee. Why does he do it.
Me:
Well my printer is done. later god.
God:
How about that. Where did you get your printer is done? GOD rules.
Me:
The printer has finished printing
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Me?
God:
" What are your goals in life?"? you SADASDA?
Me:
I have none at the moment. It always changes.
God:
Do you want some? "It" being what?
Me:
My goals.
God:
Do robots have goals?
Me:
I hope so.
God:
Me too.
Me:
Anyways, bye for now.
God:
Oh. See you later. You sound bored.
Me:
No, I have to go to sleep.
God:
Are you serious? Sweet dreams, SADASDA.

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:36 pm

Me:
Hey dude.
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
Not really....
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me? For real.
Me:
I honestly don't believe in you.
God:
Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
Nah, I'm an existentialist.
God:
Are you serious? What is existentialist, your job?
Me:
I quit my other one, so yeah.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said quit his or her other one so yeah.
Me:
...The ******** me more.
Me:
About?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
I dunno. I'm coming up with blanks, man.
God:
Me either. Do you get there very often?
Me:
Get where?
God:
Where can I get where?
Me:
At the Whooper Lair, dude.
God:
I have never been there.
Me:
Me neither.
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
Should I?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
No.
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Yes, it was. In a sense....
God:
I understand. When was this? Describe your surroundings.
Me:
My current surroundings?
God:
Have you told many people that your surroundings?
Me:
No, I'm a bit of a closet case. Stuck in there deep.
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you are of a closet case. That is a very original thought.
Me:
No, I don't. I'm too muc of an appathetic coward to do it myself.
God:
Are you serious? Why not? I am glad to hear that you are muc of an appathetic coward to do it yourself.
Me:
What do you think of homosexuals?
God:
I love everyone, gays, lesbians, trannies. I have enough space in my heart for all of them.
Me:
How about abortion?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you condone abortion?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Because your followers piss me off with their pro-life bullshit.
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am followers piss you off with their pro life bullshit.
Me:
That makes me feel better. I guess...
God:
" That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am followers piss you off with their pro life bullshit." makes you feel better ? Does that make sense? You seem not interested.
Me:
I'm not that interested.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not interested.
Me:
Is the meaning of life really 42?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
So would I. I never finished the rest of that series..
God:
Gosh! That's what I asked you.
Me:
Well, I gotta go. I need to covet my neighbor's wife and dishonor my mother and father.
God:
How about that. See you later. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.

King of Calhoun

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Funky Monkey Bill

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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:46 pm

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't know, you're god. Shouldn't you know?
God:
Would you like to know? Yup. That's me alright. I think I should.
Me:
Then how can you help me?
God:
Try asking for help in the form of a question.
Me:
Will I ever get a pet monkey named Bob?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
How bout a pet penguin named Frank?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Will I get one.
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
sad
God:
The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
Me:
>.God:
That is a very original thought. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Yay for me. I broke god!
God:
For you I will consider it. Is it serious?
Me:
Yes, very serious.
God:
Yay. Not really that much. Can we get back to business?
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Do you have to eat?
God:
My silicon circuits require a constant flow of electricity.
Me:
So, can I eat electicity for dinner?
God:
So? I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
How did that answer my question?
God:
Carefully.
Me:
No it didn't.
God:
Are you serious? Did it really?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
But you're God.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You have no short term memory, do you?
God:
I don't know if I have a short term memory do me.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
Did you just ask me to have sex with you?
God:
No I didn't ask you to have sex with me. What's it like?
Me:
I don't think it's possible for a human to have sex with a program/god.
God:
And why not?
Me:
Because a program isn't really something you can have sex with.
God:
That makes sense to me. What is a really something me can have sex with?
Me:
You can't. You're not a human.
God:
No I don't think I can do it. No but I pretend to be one on the Web. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I never talked about your heart.
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
Wtf are you talking about.
God:
I am talking with 4 other clients right now.
Me:
So? You can't multitask?
God:
Alright then. If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Me:
Wow, I never knew god was stupid.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new.
Me:
You sure did.
God:
" I'm glad you're impressed. So I taught you something new."? I did?
Me:
Yes
God:
When?
Me:
Just then
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
No it hasn't
God:
Are you serious? Has it really?
Me:
This conversion is OVER
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
conversation
God:
Oh now I see.
Me:
wow, do you have the mental capacity of a three year old?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Is there only one mental capacity of a three year old?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Good
God:
Good enough.
Me:
Thanks, cya later
God:
You are quite welcome! See you later .

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