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srsly. Today, after school, we were all in the hallway. The girls were "punishing" the boys by spanking/whipping them with belts. Their belts.
Well, I was talking to the finest boy at school, and we were comparing what we had on. We both had on ties, shoes, etc.
(Him: I got on shoes.
Me: Really? That's good.
Him: You got on shoes too. =D )
Then, he started talking about he had a big a**. I said "Nah, there's nothing there. You ain't got no a**."
He said "YES I DO!" and pulled his shirt and pants to emphasize his a**, and wagged it in my face. He stopped after someone asked what the hell he was doing.
So he stayed for a while, until another girl came by and slapped his a** really hard. As a reflex, he pelvic thrusted in my face. xd

Then the boys had a performance. Two did the beat and accompaning music, while the others danced.
Some on girls while taking off their ties and shirts, some in their undershirts walking up and down the hallway making suggsetive hand movements like exotic dancers, some trampling other guys, etc. It was SO funny. The song was about someone's funky a**. It ended with one breakdancing.


And earlier, my nappy-headed principal made a big mistake. She told a student she needed to go and get her hair did. I commend the student, because she held her tongue, which she never does.
She nagged me about my tie; asking my why I would want to take a picture with a tie on. She said my grand/children would look back and say "Here's my grandma with a tie on!" like it's a bad thing.
1. If I didn't want to wear it, I wouldn't have it on.
2. It's bad that she didn't notice this and a guy two spaces down did. My tie is pink and black, and I had on 8 pink and black ponytail holders to match, and my shoes match. She must be colorblind, begause she wore a lime green pleather jacket, an eggplant purple skirt, and a red shirt before. DDD:

And then in science, aformentioned pelvic thrust guy got in trouble for something, and teacher said "That suit is doing nothing for your behavior. You probably haven't started making sperm yet. Usually, you can tell by their attitudes, because of the chemicals in their bodies. A's probably making sperm, and J1 too. J2 used to, but it seems like he's stopped."

a few days before that, she was talking about getting someone expelled over a penny. She even said "It was worse than that [sic] girl poisoning her teacher!"
It was a PENNY, and someone probably just nudged it with their foot to make it slide on the floor.

In math, we talked about how to kill yourself, and death by drinking water.


In orchestra, some kids left to take pictures, and two came back together sooner than the others. I'm first stand second chair second violin, so I sit next to A, who's first stand viola. He said " Hmm. They came back fast..." in an innuendo-ish way. I asked "Shouldn't they have taken longer, since you're implying stuff?"
His answer was "No, J3 is quick about it. I like to take my time."
I shook my head

That's better then my school...My school is so boring.Until you meet the Emo Corner.

My school's so... boring DD: It has nothing interesting like that T.T It's just boring in-and-out everyday. DX

The emo corner is the only excitement we have in the whole school, and after school on the way home.