The women scream,
There are so many.
But you won't have a problem,
Pleasing them.

A word here,
A sigh there,
You're done,
Time for a cigarette.

Still smoking after the show,
A reporter wants an interview.
He'll be easy to please,
As well.

The lights from the camera,
Making you squint as you work.
His question catches you off guard.

"What is it like,
To be an audiopornstar?"