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I had the WEIRDEST dream last night. O.O


Okay. So it was about all kinds of crap. But there was this big section all about Gorillaz, so it still holds.

Right. I was watching TV in Kong, and - get this - Gorillaz were on TV. Yep. They weren't ever actually in Kong with me. They were on their own TV. *nods*

Anyway. There was a lot of stuff that happened that I can't remember clearly, including this kind of... I think they were burying Russel under a tree at midnight (because he was dead...). Noodle had a shovel, and the other two were just watching. Oh, and the gorillas from the Clint Eastwood video were there.

Then there was a competition to take a photo of the gorillas... that was odd, and I don't remember it well.

But the thing that stuck out to me was this sort of... quiz show? Except... not. 'The Swagga' was it's theme song. Murdoc, 2D, that computer thing (Mel?) from Phase One: Celebrity Takedown and Mike (the monkey) were contestants. Some random celebrity was the host. Here's what they had to do:

FInd a piece of gum stuck somewhere. Bring it in here, and explain why it's stuck there. The person with the best answer wins.

Cut to a break, and when we come back, each of them is standing at a table with a bunch of stuff on it. Mike goes first - he talks really really fast, and sounds really nervous, and I can't for the life of me remember what he was saying. But save the best for... second, since 2D's was just PRICELESS.

He's standing at his table, and on it he's got a small, of all things, urinal. Totally ripped out of a wall somewhere, just sitting there. He also has a mobile phone which is dripping with something... green... and I get the feeling it was a bodily excretion, so I'm just going to hope that it was snot and not something else. gonk

So the host asks him how the gum got there. So he picks up the urinal and points to the back of the... bowl... and sure enough, there's a little piece of gum stuck to it. And his reason: "Keith Richards."

...I don't want to know. That was all he said about that, anyhow. He then picked up the phone (still dripping *shudder*) and said that he had had to fix it, because the SIM card fell out, so he stuck it in with chewing gum. Then he put that back down again, and reached into his mouth, and was fiddling around with his teeth. The camera somehow gets a veiw in a little box at the side of the screen of his back teeth, and there's a bit of gum stuck between the back ones. 2D explains that it's been stuck there for seven years, and he just can't reach it with his fingers to get it out.

Host: eek
Audience: eek
Contestants: eek
Everyone: "..."
Murdoc: "Back off. The kid's mine."

I have to say, as disgusting as that all was, I remember swooning for 'D at the time. He was just so spacey and gorgeous, I went all light headed. X3 Murdoc had good reason to defend him.

Anyway, next it was Murdoc. He explained whatever he had in not much depth, just grumbling away, and all the time watching 2D out the corner of his eye. I think he realised that there was no way in hell he was going to be able to beat 2D's entries. Mel went next, and basically launched into a lecture on the socio-political effects of having gum stuck places (XD) and even used 2D as an example of what it does to your brain functions.

2D did win, for his Keith Richards comment. I still don't want to know, but it was creative, I'll give him that. Maybe. If it wasn't creative, then... gonk

And then my dream moved on to other stuff. ^.^

I woke up, realised what he'd said, and then started laughing. XD