47. They do not make Nair in wookie sizes.
81. A picture of my ex-wife is not an acceptable backup weapon.
122. The paladin's alignment is not Lawful a**l.
134. The King's Guards official name is not "The Royal Order of the Red Shirt"
301. "Well Hung" is not a physical, social or mental trait.
325. Even if he was a paragon of humanity in his alternate dimension, Good Hitler is not an appropriate superhero concept.
661. The line on my character sheet for 'Sex' is not for keeping score.
680. My axe doesn't go off accidentally when I'm cleaning it.
778. It is not possible to bioengineer a kosher pig.
842. When handed Dieties and Demigods and told to pick a god for my druid, I will skip right by the Cthulhu Mythos.
880. Searching the dead PC for spell components is ok. Using him for spell components is not.
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