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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:36 pm


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Hi and welcome! Here is issue #3 of the JellyNews, Enjoy!!

Index
Post 2- Koyrotama's Front page
Post 3- Page 2, Evil_fuzzle's Facts page
Post 4- Page 3, Adam's Pondering Proverbs & Quotes.
Post 5- Page 4, Pwittygurl's Journal news
Post 6- Page 5, Lisa garnet carnation's Gaian News

After post 6, you may comment and give feedback mrgreen
PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:37 pm


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"why is the rum gone?!" Jack Sparrow, played by Jhonny Depp

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:43 pm


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Dear readers,
Happy New year! This is our first issue of JellyNews for the year. We hope we can continue to provide you with the best-ever-newspaper--The JellyNews!!

Well, with the new year comes many things. For those living in Australia, the dreaded 'humid' heatwave has us all caught. As i look outside the window today however, (even though we are in a drought) i see nothing but wonderful rain!! biggrin Also, in two weeks school students have to return to school (nuuuuuuuuuuu!) gonk and we will once again be at the mercy of our teachers.

Teacher: twisted
Student: gonk

I promised an interview with jellyfishman last month, so i caught up with him at the new years party (because jellyfish party too)-
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PG: Hello! And thank you for joining me in an interview tonight JellyFish Man!
JFM: *zap!* ^^
PG: *ahem* Question 1: JellyfishMan, did you enjoy 2006?
JFM: Yes, yes i did. I met so many Jellyfish.
PG: Question 2: What do you plan to do in 2007?
JFM: 2. To continue my job as a mascot, and hope The Drunken Jellyfish Guild a fantastic year^^
PG: 3. How old ARE you? razz
JFM: In jellyfish years? umm, 11 <.< >.>
PG: 4. Readers of the Jellynews have heard about your campaign against soymilk, is it time to end the suspense and tell them some more about it?
JFM: Soymilk is destroying the world peoples D:< we must stop the madness of evil
*cough* Tash *cough*
PG: 5. Have anything to say to the readers?
JFM: I can say, that there is soymilk in this world. And as long as it exists we will be seeing many "Splosions" (explosions)... Beware the evilness-ness-ness D:
PG: well, that's all the time we have for our interview tonight. Thank you very much, JellyFish Man!
JFM: *zap!* ^^ *swims away*

PG: Well, what do you think? Is JellyFish Man a good doer mascot in charge of a campaign against evil? Just WHO is this mysterious 'Tash'? And WHAT is the significance of the LOBSTER?? *dun dun dunnnn...* Only time will tell!


Recently, the local Jellyfish started a Kingdom Hearts Rp. Maybe you should go check it out? There's Rachel, Lisa and Sapphire as well as the 7 other Disney princesses.

The magic forest Rp is progressing slowly as the plot thickens; Rachel meets many new friends, Lisa is attacked by demons! and Evy finds out more about her past.

And finally, the Jellyfish RP is going just SWIMMINGLY (if you pardon the pun).

So! A great year lies ahead, i hope you are looking forward to it!

Next month: Will we see more of Jellyfish man? Maybe, maybe not! We also talk about a Jellyfish's top 10 things to do!

Well, thats a good by and see you later from me!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:44 pm


User ImageLisa garnet carnation's Gaian News



Good evening fellow Jellyfish. This is Lisa garnet carnation of Jelly News, bringing you the latest updates from the Gaia administration team. It's been another busy week for Gaia, so without further ado, I will turn you now to the Gaia admins for some important announcements:

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Hey! do you like wearing clothes? Probably not, but it's a sad fact of life that we all have to, or else we'll get arrested. We might as well make the best of a bad situation, though! If you're going to wear anything at all, why not make it a piece of lovely Gaia gear from the GStore?

You can cover your shame in style with two cute new baby tees:



• The ILU baby tee, available in blue or white.
• The Gwee Flame baby tee, available in dark grey.


Click here to check out our selection of hats, shirts, trinkets, baubles and knick-knacks. Feel free to order some stuff; we've got lots! We just got a tremendous shipment of enormous boxes of magnificent stuff, and now our stockroom looks like that huge warehouse at the end of Indiana Jones.



Okay, I tricked you, we're not releasing the Monthly Collectibles early or anything. But guess what? L0cke just handed me some pictures of the January items, and WOWZA! I know you probably think I have to hype them up just because it's my job, but you know what? I'm doing this of my own free will. I saw the items, I thought they were awesome, and I decided to add a special new bit to the newsletter about it, just because I wanted to.

So, to placate the hungry masses until the 15th, here are some hints:
• What's the capital of Syria?
• What was Paul McCartney's band after the Beatles?
• How can you hold a bunch of stuff when you've only got two hands?
• What's that big thing they use at construction sites that's kinda the opposite of a wrecking ball?
• What do you call the female version of a mixed-up dog?


Can you figure out what they are? Probably not! Click here to find out how to get 'em.



This week, we were pleased, delighted, thrilled, proud, and many other adjectives, to announce the winners of the Gaia 2006 Holiday Art Contest.

Click here to read the list of winners and check out their amazing entries! Many thanks to everyone who participated and voted.

We faced a bit of a hurdle in the process of selecting the winners: some of the images that Gaians overwhelmingly chose as the best were slightly outside the image size guidelines. We decided that since it's our first official contest, we'd be a little more flexible than we usually would. In the process of judging, we paid more attention to the quality of the artwork and the number of votes from members than to the guidelines about size.

We realized that this would upset some people (and boy howdy, it sure did!), but we felt that it would be against the spirit of the contest to throw out so many great pieces of art and so many thousands of member votes over something so relatively minor as the size guidelines. We think that the people who we (and the community) chose as winners were the people who truly deserved to win.

Next time, though, we'll probably be much stricter about the rules. No more Mr. Nice Gaia!



Things have been going full-tilt around here, and we've got some great improvements coming up very soon, as well as some fixes to some long-standing problems. There's some annoying bugs floating around the site right now, but have no fear! The developers are busting their backsides to get everything working better than ever. Here are some of the things we've been up to recently:
• We've updated the payment system for Monthly Collectibles and Gift Credits. It's snazzier and easier to use. Eventually we'll just build a friendly robot that will come to your door and you can drop your payment into his terrifying metal bucket head, but for now this is the next best thing.
• We recently disabled the friends@gaia feature, which let members send PMs to everyone on their Friend List, and we stopped giving out gold for sending PMs. Here's what Lanzer had to say about it:
Lanzer Wrote:
Hello everyone,

We've always been thinking of how to give more opportunities for you to earn gold, and recently we've increased the gold earning for PM, posting, commenting, and many other activities on Gaia. We'll soon be making more quests to give even more opportunities to earn gold also. Though on the downside, some people had found the new gold earning system as a way to exploit the site. They run bots which spam the site, and sell the gold for profit. These botters need to be stopped, and today there will be changes in the PM system to stop the botters.

The botting activities had caused our database to slow down, they cause a large amount of gold to be granted, making prices in the marketplace to skyrocket, and not to mention filling people's inbox with spam.

We are doing a lot in fighting botting activities, and I'm sorry to say that in the process, we will need to disable the "friends@gaia" feature which allows users to PM everyone on their friendslists. On top of that, gold granting for PM will be disabled also.

None of us wish to take away opportunities for you to earn gold, and we will be implementing other ways to earn gold on Gaia as well as make adjustments to the gold earning system to grant more gold on the side. Though more importantly, let's make Gaia free of spam and botters first.

Please be patient while we tackle the botting problems. We'll continue to make Gaia great, one step at a time.

-Lanzer


We hope this isn't too terribly inconvenient for everyone, but we feel like it's the right thing to do for now.

thankyou for reading this months news, i hope you enjoy your school and you enjoyed this news, this Lisa garnet carnation sighning off.

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