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Adghal Popion


PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:20 pm


Popion's Hizzy

Admist the vast Gaian landscape, amongst the bustling metropolis of Gambino, the small town comfort of Barton, the cobblestone streets of Durem, and the industrial wasteland that is Akea, there is a small market district made defunct by the convenience of the Marketplace that dots its horizon. The district houses the many custom shops, stalls, and kiosks abandoned when free trade was crushed by the oppressive capitalist fist of an official, organized Marketplace. A modern day ghost town, every path is lined with hastily assembled structures that now threaten to fold in on themselves. Once colorful banners advertising the many exotic goods merchants had to offer now flap listlissly in the wind, beaten and threadbare.

In the center of it all, in the once throbbing heart of a thriving market, there is an orange 1976 Ford Pinto parked in a clearly marked 'No Parking' zone. The gravel beneath its tires is cracked and torn, giving way to the growth of dozens of weeds that just barely manage to sustain themselves. Surrounding it there are boxes of various sizes, all unmarked and overpouring with various knicks and knacks. To the left there is a folding set including both tables and chairs. To the right there is a clothes rack stolen from a men's department store, brimming with a wardrobe that simply seems too stylish for such an environment. In the back there is a sofa with a missing cushion situated in front of a coffee table where a six inche portable television sits with its antennas positioned just right. Besides it is a potted plant that serves as a welcome bit of decorum in an otherwise depressing excuse for a household.

The doors of the Ford Pinto are open, as is the trunk, as is the hood. The interior is lined with blankets and pillows that seemed to have been recently used. The windows are lined with pictures, most of which depict scantly clad women in suggestive positions. Above these, however, there is a picture framed and surprisingly tasteful. In it, a scruffily blue-haired man in a pristine white jacket has his arm wrapped tightly, perhaps too tightly, around the neck of a young boy struggling to breathe. Atop the boy's head there are two twitching fox ears, and behind him there fluffs up a fox tail. A crack in the glass that covers the picture seems to capture the duo perfectly.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 10:21 am


"It's a Mikimoo!"

"... a what?"

"A Mikimoo!"

Dice stared at the horrendous abomination that he was currently being offered, trying his best to distinguish any discernable feature, a venture that proved futile. As far as he could tell it was nothing more than a ball of red and black fluff with two wings slapped on to it. The only noticeable sign that it was living was a slight rustle in its hairs every time it breathed out.

"What is it?"

"A Mikimoo!" Popion repeated with a grin so broad Dice could hear the grinding of his teeth. It seemed that he was waiting for something, but Dice wasn't exactly sure what that was.

"Is it alive?"

"Of course it's alive! I got it so you could have a pet!"

"But I have a pet. I have a goldfish named Mortimor."

"Yeah, about that, you have a new pet now."

"What happened to Mort-"

"Here!"

Dice screamed as the Mikimoo was abruptly thrown at him. He scrambled to catch it before it fell on its face, or fell on what he assumed to be its face. The Mikimoo's wings fluttered uselessly as it made a desperate attempt to flee from the child's grasp, but Dice finally managed both hands around the bulk of the fuzzball. He held it at arms length in case there was any rows of jagged teeth he wasn't aware of.

"Isn't it adorable?" Popion squealed, gushing over it as if he had birthed it from his own loins.

"I don't know," Dice replied in complete honesty. He must've been missing something, for as far as he could tell there was nothing discerning the Mikimoo from an oversized cotton ball. He tried to imagine a pair of adorably round eyes somewhere on its surface, but that only brought back painful memories of what he now assumed to be his deceased goldfish.

After a moment or two of bewildered staring, Dice finally figured he'd make the best out of the situation.

"I'll name it Mortimor II," Dice concluded, figuring the strange creature had the right amount of fluff to provide sufficient snuggles, a service the original Mortimor was unable to offer (though it had been attempted several times). He looked up, meeting Popion's vacant eyes. There was an unsettling silence between the two and Dice felt a spark of electricity in the air. Somewhere off along the horizon storm clouds swirled, though they appeared to be much closer. Popion's eyes narrowed into slits as he began to speak through tautly drawn lips.

"It has a name," he hissed, his voice rolling like wisps of smoke as it passed through his clenched teeth. Dice paled, deciding to humor the man lest he murder him for speaking out of turn.

"What is it?" he asked tentatively, hoping he was buying enough time to plan an effective escape.

There was once against a shift in mood, one that came so suddenly that Dice had to shield his eyes as the sun broke through the dissolving storm clouds. Popion was grinning once more, his vacant eyes now lit with an undeniable delirium.

"It's name..." he began, his words strained as he searched for the right voice, the right tone that would appropriately capture the sheer brilliance of the name he had so dearly chosen. "It's name..." he started again, his words now leaping from his tongue in excitement.

"It's name is Mikimoo!"

Dice's ears fell flat against his head.

"What?"

"It's a Mikimoo named Mikimoo!" Popion cackled, now roaring with laughter. "Mikimoo!" he repeated, attempting to reinforce the hilarity, which was completely lost on Dice. The boy didn't quite understand his guardian's refined sense of humor, but figured it had been done all in good nature. Surely this was a step in the right direction for the man. Surely he hadn't purchased the creature for the novelty of its name, but rather as a gift for his child. Surely it was an act of love.

"Mikimoo!" Popion cried, tears rolling down his cheeks.

Oh well. At least it's something, Dice thought. He smiled as he situated his new fuzzball atop his head, nestling it between his ears.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:24 pm


*IN PROGRESS*

"Well, Ms. Horace Bellmont III, I've never found a wine with a taste fine enough to match the rich fullness of a woman's lips."

The subtle hum of saxophones and the smooth voice of a finger snapping crooner drifted from the nearby stereo. The music swelled and swirled until it intermingled with the blanket of smoke that hung over the heads of two starry eyed lovers. Adghal Popion was draped over his bed wearing his finest silk robe. What he wore or didn't wear beneath the rob was an enchanting mystery, one that could only be unraveled within the most passionate depths of the human imagination. He sucked slowly on the tip of his ivory pie, taking long, patient draws of the sweet tobacco.

Beside him laid Ms. Horace Bellmont III, a slender figure covered in nothing but the bedsheets that had been tastefully pulled over her bare body. The daughter of a wealthy oil tycoon, her charming sophistication and razor sharp wit were overshadowed only by her emerald eyes and firm bosom. Her lips were formed into a permanently open-mouth "oh" which, along with her large, vacant eyes, gave her face an everlasting expression of surprise. Ms. Horace Bellmont III was number three in the recently released series of brand new "Blow Me Betty" dolls. With an innovative self-lubricating system and a back story printed right on the back of the box, Ms. Horace Bellmont III was the perfect purchase for a man whose intelligence could only be matched by that of a soulless plastic shell's.

"Oh, Horace, we could dawdle all night on fiscal policies and radical post-modernist ar-teests, but I think we both know why you came here tonight," Popion murmured, blowing a thin stream of smoke through his lips. Indeed, it had been that very evening that the delivery truck had finally managed to locate the abandoned marketplace Popion resided in. "Don't play coy with me, Horace. It may work with the boys down at Harvard but I'm a different kind of man altogether," he snapped, his voice brimming with the fiery romanticism that could only be inherent in a man who knew he was about to receive oral sex from a lifeless doll.


Adghal Popion


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