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Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 2:54 pm
Does anybody else think that eventually v****a's are going to evolve and have vocal chords?
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 8:17 am
Tommy the Cat Does anybody else think that eventually v****a's are going to evolve and have vocal chords? What evolutionary purpose would that provide, though? Anyway, humans are beyond evolution. We modify ourselves now. But yeah, I can see a future where there's room for singing vaginas. It'll be wholesome family entertainment in the year 3000.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:38 am
Spatterdash Tommy the Cat Does anybody else think that eventually v****a's are going to evolve and have vocal chords? What evolutionary purpose would that provide, though? Anyway, humans are beyond evolution. We modify ourselves now. But yeah, I can see a future where there's room for singing vaginas. It'll be wholesome family entertainment in the year 3000. I dunno, I just wanted to have a chat with a v****a. Humans aren't beyond evolution I don't think. Everything is still evolving to suit it's surroundings. Some sea life has even started changing to suit to global warming, and I heard some bears have stopped hibernating. The human race can still evolve, and that's what I think psychic abilities are.
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Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 6:26 pm
and here you have the singing v****a, which lures its pray by singing a pop hit that attracts the odd loser man or two to feed its bloodlust
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:27 am
Crackerbox Palace and here you have the singing v****a, which lures its pray by singing a pop hit that attracts the odd loser man or two to feed its bloodlust Here is Barry, on his way to the corner shop. In the distance, he hears the sound of a jaunty tune. His curiosity piqued, he turns in its direction - and then the v****a pounces! Soon all that is left is shoes. Later, the v****a will be hunted down and ripped apart by a gang of marauding children. So the circle of life goes on.
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:20 pm
Spatterdash Crackerbox Palace and here you have the singing v****a, which lures its pray by singing a pop hit that attracts the odd loser man or two to feed its bloodlust Here is Barry, on his way to the corner shop. In the distance, he hears the sound of a jaunty tune. His curiosity piqued, he turns in its direction - and then the v****a pounces! Soon all that is left is shoes. Later, the v****a will be hunted down and ripped apart by a gang of marauding children. So the circle of life goes on. "Where did you get these stains, Jimmy?" "I was playing with a v****a, mom!" "Jimmy! I told you to never go near them! Theyre dangerous and filthy!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 10:05 pm
D: I wish my p***s was as cool as a v****a. Maybe if I put ribbons on it.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:07 am
Dontdrop! The soap D: I wish my p***s was as cool as a v****a. Maybe if I put ribbons on it. Make it a little paper hat.
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:40 pm
Spatterdash Dontdrop! The soap D: I wish my p***s was as cool as a v****a. Maybe if I put ribbons on it. Make it a little paper hat. Paper=Paper cuts=OWCH.
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:56 am
`Shmancy Spatterdash Dontdrop! The soap D: I wish my p***s was as cool as a v****a. Maybe if I put ribbons on it. Make it a little paper hat. Paper=Paper cuts=OWCH.Ooh, yeah, hadn't thought of that. Perhaps one of those little things they use for putting fairy cakes in?
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:19 am
LOLI HAET MY VAG.
IT BLEEDS. I WISH IT WAS MORE LOW-MAITENENCE.
HONESTLY, YALL.
IT SMELLS LIKE v****a TOO. D:<
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:38 pm
BEND 0VER LOLI HAET MY VAG.
IT BLEEDS. I WISH IT WAS MORE LOW-MAITENENCE.
HONESTLY, YALL.
IT SMELLS LIKE v****a TOO. D:< You don't have to worry about friction burns though.
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 4:49 pm
Hehe, boobies is funnier.
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Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 3:33 am
Tommy the Cat You don't have to worry about friction burns though. Stop ******** the furniture! Or at least lubricate the furniture beforehand.
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