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 Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:42 pm
*The titantron shows Kip Billy James Gunn sitting at a news table*
We interrupt WIF Programming to bring you an urgent news bulletin!
The New Voodoo Age James Kin Outlaw Mafia Gang has burst on to the scene of the WIF. Now we bring you to our live correspondant BG Road James Dogg to give you an update on the hot New/Old tag team, BG?
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:53 pm
Yes Kip Billy, these two wrasslers will take over I have them here now. *BG Dogg turns and right next to him are to guys dressed up like BG and Kip*
BG: Boys, you sure are a great tag team, may I ask what the WIF will see from you two in the future?
Imposter Billy/Kip: You can see us wrestle in the future!
Imposter BG/Road: Yeah, ummm well besides the obvious, you will see us take over the WIF, we are the VKM! and we're going to show the fans what real entertainment is! It's definately not Vinny Mac showing his old wrinkly a**, it's not to mediocre wrestlers past their prime trying to bring back a gimmick me and Billy here made popular. It's to wrestlers giving the fans what they want!
BG: Well there you have it Billy Kip, I mean Kip Billy, The New Voodoo Age James Kin Outlaw Mafia Gang are here to make the ladies scream in agony and the opponents to moan in pleasure...I mean the opponents to moan in agony and the ladies to scream in pleasure, oh you know what I mean!
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:58 pm
Thank you BG Road James Dogg for that amazing coverage, and in other news *Kip stands revealing he isn't wearing pants* I have misplaced my pants. Tune in at ten when we show the relation of Shawn Michaels Fans and Homosexuality. This has been The New Voodoo Age James Kin Outlaw Mafia Gang we now resume scheduled programming.
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