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 Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:39 am
We're all educated readers and writers here, right? So why not come up with our own brand of, ahem, pwnage? (Pardon my leetspeak). Lets come up with some real headscratchers that'll have the kids back home laughing their too-too intelligent heads off? Allow me to begin by calling you all a bunch of protozoan.
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:48 pm
Ahem, sir! I am certainly not a member of Kingdom: Protoctista. I'd like to inform you that you are a belligerent, insensible, asinine non-sycophant.*
The floggings will continue until morale improves smile
*this was a joke! sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:59 am
Why, that is nothing but effluvia from the mouth of an insatiable Machiavellian simpleton. Your incessant drivel is perturbing me. You two cannot exist in my aura of polchritudiousness.
(huzzah for Shakespearean insults!!)
P.S. question: I'm not 100% sure I spelled that last word right. Can't find it in the dictionary. I would appreciate a correction. Cheers.
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:53 pm
(This looks like fun.)
Next time you go to a mind reader try and remember that you are entitled to a substantial discount. Judging by your mindless ranting, I'd say that the only time you have something on your mind is when you wear a hat. You not only sound like an imbecile, but I'll hazard a guess you look exactly like one too. How pathetically sad you are, you moronic ignoramus. You have the mental agility of a glacier. You can’t think at all. You are a pitiful, mentally backward Neanderthal who suffers from a severe vitamin deficiency that has obviously halted your intellectual development.
(It really is fun.)
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:20 pm
I prefer to use chat speak in a sarcastic way when I am fighting with someone or at least something simple and funny. Some people just aren't worth the time to come up with something well thought out.
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:09 pm
(I believe a friend of mine basically told someone "Your life sucks", however he said it in a very complex manner. Said friend has been banned from the internet as of today, so he isn't going to see this thread any time soon.)
Do you realise that with every illogical sentence you spew forth from your worthless mouth, a small kitten dies? Perhaps you have never thought of this, in which case you should consider looking into it instead of wasting my time.
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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:10 am
You, my friend, are living proof that Darwin's theory of evolution is indeed false.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 2:27 pm
Perhaps you should ascertain aid in the guise of a finite simian. You may then, perchance, expound upon your minimal grasp of terminology and find a way of stupefying us with derivatives. Of course, should you do this, I will be infinitesimally astounded.
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:39 pm
Could you perhaps, in any way, prove that you are not stunningly illiterate? If so, please demonstrate to a massive audience so I can express glee in your humiliation when you fail.
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:57 am
This is the most fun I've had in years! Much better than "yo mamma" jokes.
"You squirming mass of bile and Platyhelminthes! I would no longer acknowledge your prescence if not for the stench of sulphur and decayed pulp that emits from you thus! You must have been assaulted as an infant, as your intellect seems to have been stunted at an early age. Whatever sub-par organisms that birthed you should be ashamed of the quivering, mindless slab of flesh that sits before me."
"Well, yo mamma so fat..."
*dies*
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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:30 am
Your stupidity astounds me. I do not have time to listen to you form senseless, incoherent babble from that minuscule "brain" of yours. And now, I am seriously considering the fact that you may be the first human with an intelligence quotient of negative sixty-four.
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