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GROCERY SHOPPING A LA GROCERIE

Hmm, something healthy to feed a household of 13...-

Do any of them like spinach? I wonder....-

Sir, not to go against your thoughts, but we're not guinea pigs.-

Ah, I suppose you're right. Maybe lettuce would be better?-

Aha...ah...sir, once again, we're not rabbits. Try something different.-

Asparagus?-

....-

I don't know how to say this, Xemnas, so I'm going to call in Xigbar.-

How the hell did I get here?-

Magic. Now explain to Xemnas why we're not eating the greenery he's picking.-

Oho, that's simple!-

.....-

I'm calling in Saix, he knows this answer more than I do.-

God dammit this better be important, I'm in the middle of a very crucial nap.-

We need you to explain to Xemnas why we won't eat the vegetables he buys.-

Yeah, you're good at expressing it bluntly.-

Who, me? Are you sure you want to know?-

Yes, do tell...-

*Snarl* I WANT MEAT!! MEEAAATTT!!!-

*sigh* Should have known.-

Wow, look at him destroy the dairy section. Clean up on Aisle 3, ladies.-

And this is why I refuse to take any of you out of the castle with me.-

Zexion, may I speak to you for a moment?-

-Of course, Superior, what's the problem?

Now I don't want to sound rude or anything...so stop me if I become cruel.-

-Um...okay.

*Deep sigh*-

Your voice aggravates me.-

-Wha? But...Superior!

I'm being utterly serious. It'd be most appreciated if you refrained from talking around me.-

-...

Oh, and one more thing...-

-...?

When I think about you I touch myself. That's all, goodday!-

-What the...

-Why does he get to SING after insulting my VOICE? This is blasphemy!

Hey, be glad he's touching himself instead of you.-

-.....I wouldn't mind being touched by the Superior...

So, word is out that the Superior talked to you about his sexuality.-

And why do you care to know?-

I heard the confrontation got a little bit...physical.-

No, it didn't. He sang to me and he kind of danced, but after that it was over.-

-He danced, too? How good is he?

I don't know, I wasn't exactly interested in watching our Superior do such things!-

-I don't see why not, he's quite the looker.

-Amen to that, darling.

Just out of curiosity, could you reenact his dance?-

There is no way in hell I'd do that.-

-Oh come on! It's not like he's in here to watch!

Fine fine. It was like...this.-

With a little bit of this to go with it. And at the end he--

Yes, what did I do at the end?-

SUPERIOR! I...uh...I wasn't---

Imitating me? I see how it is...-

But you're doing it all wrong! You should move your hips more, maybe I should help you with that?-

Uhh...no thanks Superior I'll just...leave..now....-

-Superior, you can teach ME how to dance like that all night long.

I would, but that would contradict my position as the Superior.-

Wait a minute. You can flirt with Saix, but you can't with Marluxia?-

Of course. Saix refuses my advances which makes it perfectly acceptable.-

And we all know Marluxia would just keep coming.-

-And you do it that way all in the name of our Organization?

That's great. He flirts with people that won't give him what he wants just to keep our group together.-

On the contrary, I flirt with people in hopes they'll submit to me one day so that I will reign supreme over all.-

Eehh....wait a minute...-

-But...don't we already consider you as our supremecy?

It means what I'm doing is working. Well, besides on Saix but sooner or later he'll have to give in.-

Oh man. Who knew sex appeal could work in such an evil way?-

-Now that I know his ways I feel even more turned on by him. Is that weird?

Not really. I wasn't that attracted to him until now.-

-Well...now that everyone is feeling hormonal maybe we should--

Tie Larxene up naked and leave her in Riku's room!-

I second that motion!!-

-What??

-God I hate boys...

Kingdom Hearts...why does life suck so much?-

....I never thought about putting lemon juice in it...-

Saix? May I speak to you?-

I guess...since Kingdom Hearts can wait...-

Do you beleive in love at first sight?-

What kind of a question is that?-

Just curious to know.-

Considering we don't have hearts, I don't believe in love at first sight.-

Hmm...good approach to that question.-

But we remember what we used to feel, and therefore you'd know if you did once believe.-

Yes. And my answer is still no, I don't believe in such idiocy.-

...-

I suppose I'll stop bothering you again.-

...What the hell was that all about?-

AHAHA. Oh god. Poor Riku. xD And I love the end of the last one.

-Superior, someone tried to burn down the castle again.

-What are you talking about?

-The kitchen is filled with smoke. Someone left the oven on and everything!

-Was Axel in there? Go back and tell him to knock it off.

*Back in the kitchen*

-Hoooboy, what happened in here?

-It's hard to tell with all the smoke..

-Hmmph! I bet Axel has something to do with this!

-Me?? Why are you blaming this on me? I know how to cook!

-You have the fire powers, therefore you're easy to blame.

-Just because I dropped the oven mit inside the stove and forgot--

-Eeeer...I mean...

-Roxas! Roxas dropped the oven mit in....and forgot to fish it out.

-You're a terrible liar. Now clean this up, fool.

-Have fun, Slick.

-While you're at it, you should clean BEHIND the stove, too.

-Oh yes. And watch out for that FUNGUS that's back there. It's radioactive I tell ya.

-God! I hate you guys...

-You can't feel hate, Axel.

-....Shut up.

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