Welcome to our new location! Please do not post, yet, as we are still working on setting the place up.
GUIDE
1. Shop Main, Please Be Seated
2. Affiliates, Sponsors and Associates
3. Menu
4. Wall of Fame, Employees, Volunteers
5. Donation Booth and Charity Information
SHOP MAIN, PLEASE BE SEATED
1. Shop Main, Please Be Seated
2. Affiliates, Sponsors and Associates
3. Menu
4. Wall of Fame, Employees, Volunteers
5. Donation Booth and Charity Information
SHOP MAIN, PLEASE BE SEATED
Yep, I thought I'd start a little Noodle Shop down here in Suffragette City. The name will probably go through constant Changes, as I'm just indecisive like that. Please remember to dress accordingly:
1. Black Tie
2. White Noise
3. (reccomended) Red Mullet
4. Blue Jean
After All, this is a formal establishment.
(Disclaimer: We will make exeption for those who come in Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed. However, if you are unwashed and not dazed, or unwashed and completely dazed or any more or less dazed than somewhat slightly so, you will be turned down. Same goes for if you are Somewhat Slightly Dazed but still washed.)
Besides Noodles, we also serve our famous "Heroes" and Diamond Dogs. Also, be sure to try a delicious Shake It ... shake ... which come in four sizes
Little Wonder
Low
Thin, White Duke
Major Tom
And three flavors
Sweet Thing
Sweet Jane
Sweet Head
And for those who don't like Sweet Things
Bombers
Buzz the Fuzz
On Wednesdays, All the Young Dudes, Young Americans and Cat People get either a Hero or a Diamond Dog free. China Girls always get free stuff, however.
We only accept Red Money (just kidding, we take Gaia Gold as well.)
Have Fun.
