The fairy dances around kicking pillows and singing, "Do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man. Yes, I know the Muffin Man, who lives on Drury Lane? She's married to the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man. And I will kill the Muffin Man to make her go away."

Fairies are actually very dark, despite the bright colors.