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 Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:34 pm
Okay, I just did this as a simulation and I decided to put it down on paper. It's a 'what if my characters did this' kind of thing. Details about those characters are in my journal. No offence to anyone if it's kinda insulting. the song isn't mine though. Oh and discuss favorite funny christmas songs while you're at it.
Little background first. Davis, Lizya and Marian are siblings. Alex is davis's best friend and Marian's boyfriend. Arleen and Eric are Marian's friends. That's all. Music's going on through out all of this except when they're commenting they aren't singing it. Now the twelve days of christmas, Star Girl cast style!
Marian: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree…
Davis: boy is this a long Christmas list! Good thing you’re rich Al.
Alex: Yeah, I guess
Lizya: Can we please?!
Marian: On the Second day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Arleen: Two turtle doves…
Marian: and a partridge in a pear tree. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eric: three French hens…
Arleen: two turtle doves
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Davis: four mocking birds…
Eric: three French hens…
Arleen: Two turtle doves…
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Alex: FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!
Davis: Five golden rings?! Man that’s expensive! I bet I could hock one of those for big bucks! Can I?
Marian & Lizya: NO!! can we get back to the song!?!
Davis: *sigh* Fine… four mocking birds
Eric: Three French hens
Arleen: Two turtle doves
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Lizya: Six swans a swimming
Alex: five golden rings!!
Davis: come on!! What she need five golden rings for?! She only wears one ring anyway!
Lizya: DAVIS!!
Davis: fine! Four mocking birds
Eric: three French hens
Arleen: two turtle doves
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Eric: seven lords a leaping…
Lizya: No! It’s seven swans a swimming!
Eric: but you said six swans a swimming!
Lizya: I did?
Davis: I’m a witness!!
Arleen: and it’s six geese a laying and it’s eleven lords a leaping.
Marian: It’s ten lords a leaping, eleven pipers piping…
Arleen: Are you sure? I’m quite sure it’s the other way around!
Alex: While you guys all argue, I’ll just grab a cup of water. I’m a bit parched.
Marian: you’re parched?! I’m singing the most here!!
Lizya: Alright!! It’s seven swans a swimming, six geese a laying! Now let’s get back to work!
Marian: I WANT MY WATER FIRST!!
Davis: can I still get one of those golden rings?
Everyone: NO!!
Davis: you don’t have to be so grouchy… four mocking birds
Eric: three French hens
Arleen: two turtle doves
Marian: *cough* and a partridge in a pear tree. On the eighth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me…
Arleen: Eight maids a milking…
Davis: What she need eight maids for?! Can I have one?
Lizya: DAVIS!!
Eric: Seven swans a swimming
Lizya: Six geese a laying
Alex: Five golden rings!!
Davis: Please? *sigh* Four mocking birds
Eric: three French hens
Arleen: two turtle doves
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Davis: Nine ladies dancing… wait… I’ll take one of the dancing ladies instead of the milking maids…
Lizya: Daaavisssss…..
Arleen: eight maids a milking
Eric: Seven swans a swimming
Lizya: Six geese a laying…
Alex: Five golden rings!!
Davis: … I’m not even gonna ask. For mocking birds
Eric: Three French hens
Arleen: Two turtle doves
Marian: and a partridge in a pear tree. On the tenth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me…
Alex: Ten lords a leaping…
Davis: What she need lords for?! She’s already got a doting lover boy at her beck and call!
Lizya: Ehem!!
Davis: Right… Nine hot babes dancing…
Arleen: Eight maids a milking
Eric: Seven swans a swimming
Lizya: Six geese a laying
Alex: Five golden rings!
Davis: Four mocking birds
Eric: Three French hens
Arleen: Two turtle doves
Marian: and a partridge in a pear tree. On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Lizya: Eleven pipers piping.
Alex: That’s gonna be loud. Ten lords a leaping
Davis: Over cliffs and into sharp rocks… Nine hotties dancing
Arleen: Eight maids a milking
Eric: Seven swans a swimming
Lizya: Six geese a laying
Alex: Five golden rings!!
Davis: Four mocking birds
Eric: three French hens
Arleen: two turtle doves
Marian: And a partridge in a pear tree. On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve drummers drumming…
Eric: What’s she going to do with twelve drummers?
Alex: Probably the same thing with the eleven pipers?
Lizya: Eleven pipers piping!
Davis: That’s gonna be one noisy cliff she’s gonna throw them over with those ten lords
Alex: I hope so. Ten lords a leaping
Davis: but I’m not letting her near the nine hot babes dancing! Or the pretty milking maids!
Arleen: Grow up you two! Eight maids a milking!
Eric: Milking what? There aren’t any dairy farms near by are there?
Lizya: Just sing!!
Eric: S..seven swans a swimming… what she going to do with those swans?
Lizya: Eat them. Swans are very tasty. Six geese a laying!
Davis: Same with the geese!! Very tasty!
Alex: Five golden rings!!!
Davis: PLEASE CAN I HAOK ONE OF THEM?!!
Girls: NO!!
Davis: phooey! Four mocking birds… which taste great in Tabasco sauce…
Eric: I bet… three French hens… I take it they’re tasty too.
Arleen: YOU AREN’T GONNA EAT THE TWO TURTLE DOVES!!
Marian: and a partridge in a pear tree!!!
Davis: which is really out of season so it would mean nothing by fire wood!!
Marian: Remind me not to go caroling with this song ever again!!!
Alex: don’t worry. I think we’ll all remember this day…
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:28 pm
Haha. Isn't it four calling birds? And here's a funny Christmas song:
Here's Your Sign-Bill Engvall
Chorus is to the tune of Jingle Bells.
I took my son to the mall the other day to see Santa Claus
The woman in line behind me says "hey is that Santa Claus up there"?
I said "no ma'm, it's a Kenny Rodgers stunt double"
Here's your sign
The other day I bought a wreath to go on our front door
as I was walking out the store a man stopped me and said
"hey, are you going to hang that on your door"?
I said "no sir, it's a Christmas toilet seat cover, got the idea from Martha Stewart"
(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
I hung those little Christmas lights on my house, you know the kind that blink on and off
My neighbour comes over and says
"Bill how do you get those to blink on and off like that"?
I said "I've got my son inside plugging and unplugging it, plugging and unplugging it"
Here's your sign
I took my family to buy a Christmas tree the other night
When we walked onto the lot this guy walked up to me and says
"hey, y'all here to buy a Christmas tree?"
I said, "no sir, my son needs to go to the bathroom and these trees looked really inviting"
(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time
The other night my family and I were walking through the neighbourhood looking at all the Christmas decorations
when we came across this house that had a manger scene
now there was this whole group of people looking at it when I overheard this one guy say
"hey, are those the Three Wise Men"?
I said "no sir that's ZZ Top doing a farming concert
(Chorus)
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
You acted dumb, so have some fun and wear your stupid sign
Oh! Here's your sign, Here's your sign, Here's your stupid sign
you lost your mind, so pay the fine and wear your stupid sign
Here's your sign, Here's your sign, here's your stupid sign
(have no fear when you're spreading cheer during Christmas time)
And finally my wife and I were in a grocery store the other day and I heard a woman ask the clerk
"do you know what time Midnight Mass starts on Christmas Eve"?
And in the holiday spririt I walked over and said "Here's your sign"
Happy holidays everybody!
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:41 am
LOL rofl Too funny!! Yeah, you're right about the four calling birds, course I was halfway through typing it all up when I realized that. sweatdrop Same with the six swans aswimming. I goofed and put that in there. xd
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:21 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:04 am
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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 9:24 pm
Kisa and I put this one together.
It's the Otaku Twelve Days of Christmas!
On the first day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
A Box of Chocolate Pocky
On the second day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
2 pairs of Tabi socks
On the third day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
3 Chinese fans
On the fourth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
4 Otacon tickets
On the fifth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
5 CLAMP Mangas
On the sixth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
6 wakazashi
On the seventh day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
7 cosplay parties
On the eighth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
8 anime boxed sets
On the ninth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
9 FMA wall scrolls
On the tenth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
10 fangirls screaming
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
11 ninjas fighting
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my friends gave to me,
12 Jyuunishi
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:09 am
LOL!! too cute!! some things i don't know about, but the other half, just too good!! The five CLAMP books have got to be angelic layer! it's the only one I know with only 5 in the series xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:21 am
"The first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight.
And so I chopped the pear tree down and burned it just for spite.
Then, with a single cartridge, I shot that blasted partridge,
That my true love, my true love gave to me.
The second day after Christmas, I pulled on the old rubber gloves
And very gently wrung the necks of both the turtle doves,
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
The third day after Christmas, my mother caught the croup;
I had to use the three French hens to make some chicken soup.
The four calling birds were a big mistake,
For their language was obsence .
The five gold rings were completely fake
And they turned my fingers gree.
The sixth day after Christmas, the six laying geese wouldn't lay:
I gave the whole darn gaggle to the ASPCA.
On the seventh day what a mess I found:
All seven of the swimming swans had drowned,
My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me.
The eighth day after Christmas, before they could suspect,
I bundled up the . . .
Eight maids a-milking,
Nine pipers piping,
Ten ladies dancing,
'Leven lords a-leaping,
Twelve drummers drumming
(spoken) Well, actually I kept one of the drummers(girls)
And sent them back collect.
I wrote my true love, 'We are through, love'
And I said in so many words,
'Furthermore your Christmas gifts were for the birds!'
(echo of "four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree.)"
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:39 am
Heehee, I want to hear that one!
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:15 pm
I've heard it. Really cute really. xd
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:23 pm
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