YOU HEARD ME! *Cough, ahem* I mean uh. Yeah. We've sorta needed something like this for a little while. Anything announcement-y goes in here. I'll make this one for Mods and another for Crew ^_^ It'll be shweet. No, it totally will...

Sunday, December 10th, 2006:
Since today is the first day we'll have had an announcement board. I'll explain a few things about how it works. New announcements get added in, after an announcement is old enough, decrepit, and useless. It gets deleted to pave the golden road for new announcements! It's like an announcement circle of life! With Simba and everything! *Gets backhanded by giant mechanical gloved hand* Mehhhhh! Alright fine, so I went off on a line... That rhymes... *Cough* Continuing on!

Recruiting: Is currently open... Encouraged even. If you have any ideas or feel that there are stupid things we're doing, feel free to point 'em out. Not on here, but on the Guild Home. Activity's been almost nil, so we're trying to pull a few good people. (And maybe a couple bad if'n ya knows what I mean wink ) into the Guild... Beat them with rolling pins if necessary. The equipment stand is over there... I don't know what you mean Mr./Ms./Mrs. Gaia-Mod... We don't approve strongly of violence here Heehee, how silly ^_^... ... GET 'EM! Hahahahahahahah...

New Threads: Obviously... Since there are only Three of us creating threads. The energy is sorta low... Maybe we should hold a vote on what people wanna see? Then again... There's probably a few reasons why we shouldn't do that... Let's ask Wolf!... He knows... Stuff... =/...

I'm a cowboy, yessir I am, yessir oh yessir oh yessir I am a cowboy, I'm a cowboy, yessir I am, yessir, I am a cowboyyyy: o.O... You expected text?

In-Guild Relationships: Are strictly... Existent... Get used to it.

Anything Else?: If I forgot something. A Mod may be informed. And instructed to bludgeon me. But if I find out I just got bludgeoned for nothing. You better watch your spiked punch... Punk... Also... Mods are allowed to add anything they see relevant to an "Announcement" in here obviously... Although if I start getting chatted at again I'm gonna make a pony out of railroad ties. No, that was totally a threat... Stop looking at me like that.