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ihatemybrothers

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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:46 am

One of my friend's grammar is so bad, I can barely read it.

"Go Outside in catch some Buttle flies intead keep on running they mihgt f give the Nylus Virus.."

"I'am sorry about the ohter night..."

"i;'am goood how ayoure good."

And so many more.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:53 pm

I think I'll just go gouge my eyes out now. Thank you.

Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:29 pm

Second.

Ice cream scoop please.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:47 pm

I feel your pain. I once had a friend who had horrible grammar. The sad thing is, her grammar is even worse now. Her saying "I speech at a higher level" is a perfect example (I kid you not; she really did say this). We will need ice cream after dealing with this.

I wish you luck in reading whatever else she writes; you definitely have my sympathy.

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ihatemybrothers

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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:58 pm

I talk to him all the time. I just usually have to try really hard to read what hes writing.

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:03 am

Two people I talk to here use something close to that but not quite as bad yet I just grit my teeth and bear it.

I wish the best for your eyes and your friends fingers for the furture.

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Archdemonessa

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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:28 pm

I need coffee...

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 8:23 pm

Can someone kindly correct it for me. heart

ihatemybrothers

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dark_elf

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Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 7:26 am

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One of my friend's grammar is so bad, I can barely read it.

"Go Outside in catch some Buttle flies intead keep on running they mihgt f give the Nylus Virus.."

"I'am sorry about the ohter night..."

"i;'am goood how ayoure good."

And so many more.

"Go outside and catch some butterflies instead of running they might give the West Nyle virus." question

"I'm sorry about the other night."

"I'm good, how are you, good." question

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:06 pm

Dumb people think they're smart, and I'm not saying "txt tlkers" are always dumb its just the usual case.

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:55 am

Anyone want loan of my spork?

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:38 pm

I hate it when that happens. I was friends with this person before I even started coming on Gaia, and then when I joined and started talking to him online and saw how bad his grammar is, his place on the respecto-meter went down.

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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 3:52 pm

I'll borrow your spork, thank you. My fingers just aren't eye-ripping-out material.

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