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Ah, but see, while Britney thought she was giving K-Fed AIDS, she failed to realize that it was Halloween at the time, therefore mistaking Arnold Schwarzenegger in a Federline mask for K-Fed himself. And while Arnie thought he was finally gettin' jiggy with Britney, he didn't see the hairs on Britney's back, for Britney was really none other than Kevin Federline in disguise, thinking that he was getting funky with Britney who he thought was in a mask of his face that was really Arnold Schwarzenegger. So, basically, K-Fed still has AIDS; he's had 'em from the start. And though it's true he has an obsession with licking tissues, he was giving them AIDS too. Then the tissues turned into monkey wrench-needing dudes. K-Fed got so freaked out that he stole the underwear off one, causing the dudes to go into fits of rage simultaneously. The dudes stormed off, leaving a confused AIDS-ridden Kevin Federline in his kitchen watching old eighties reruns on a plasma on the counter, madly licking tissues and giving cacti AIDS. Meanwhile, the dudes were so enraged that they went a bit loopy, dressing up in lizard drink holder costumes and running to the real Britney, scaring her and making her fall of the glitter-powered rocket horse. Then, they brutally molested her, effectively giving her K-Fed's AIDS which she already had anyway. In a desperate attempt to save her skin, she took off her spandex thong and snapped it at one of the dude's arses. This opened a time-warp hole, causing small children to fly from it crying wildly. Angelina bust onto the scene as fast as her heels could carry her, smuggling the children into her swede jacket pocket and selling them to her homie Michael at 2 billion a pop. Then, traveling to Kansas, Angelina got a malicious idea. Dressing up as a stripper, she got Britney and put her in a monkey suit. Then she called over Michael and he dressed up as a stripper too, effectively causing him to go "Hee Hee!" in the gayest way possible. Then, calling over Kevin, Angelina put her plan into action. As she stripped, she twanged her spandex wrestler underwear at Kev's booty, creating yet another time-space distortion from the knowledge gained whilst making herself rich off Michael's *****. Kev was sucked into the portal and aliens grabbed his head, consequently making him eons smarter. Ingeniously finding his way out of the alien's clutches (who immediately wrote a news article about it. That's what you saw, Skittles.), he returned to Angelina and used his super-smart brain to harness the power of the space-time continuum, thus inventing a time machine beyond all present standards. Yay! Angelina can have babies again! Angelina, overjoyed, knocked Kevin out immediately for fear he'd tell the tale to others. Fleeing the scene, Angelina ran to tell all small olive people of the world that they were free to have babies again. Meanwhile, Kevin woke up and would have suddenly discovered he was stupid again if he was smart enough, which he wasn't anymore. So, feeling lonely, he returned to the bar with Michael at his side and ate a taco. Fed up with the thing, he threw it and it happened to land in the President's mouth, effectively giving him AIDS. The President went crazy, making an animal-shaped monkey wrench out of silly string and honey. A wrestler came and grabbed the thing, mistaking it for a real monkey wrench. Britney, still in her costume, was sat on by the wrestler, killing her instantly. Any questions?

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Woah;; this thread is OLD. I dun care >3<"