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 Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:17 pm
*Already in the ring, stood Evan Karagias on a green circle and a white jumpsuit. He turned his baseball cap backwards, and pointed to all the ladies in the crowd.*
"Yes, ladies. You're beautylicious eyes aren't fooling you. It is I, the sensational, Evan Karagias back onto the wrestling scene! Now, you may be asking yourself why that so-called, 'Reject', from Three Count is doing here alone? Well, it's about time I went solo. Those two hacks, Gregory and Shannon, were holding me back! But don't worry, fans. You may not see Three Count play in concert anymore, but you'll always get to see...."
*Turns around to show the 'ONE' on his back.*
"ONE COUNT! Hit it!"
*The PA System started playing the Three Count theme.*
"Get up on your feet!
Put your hands together!
Sing along with ONE Count!
We'll party on forever...
I like the Backstreet Boys,
N'Sync too!
Britney Spears is kinda cute!
I watch TRL on MTV,
Everybody one count!
One, one, one! (Yeah, that made no sense.)
One, one, one!
Get up on your feet!
Put your hands together!
Sing along with ONE Count!
Can't you feel the beat?"
*Dances and sings, while the females do their fangirl screeches and the male fans boo and throw trash in the ring.*
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Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:24 am
"You Think you know me.."
The fans reaction went from boo's to cheers as "Metalingus" by Alterbridge blasts in. Edge walks down the ramp in his street clothes, soaking in the fan reaction. He walks down the aisle grinning with the fans cheering at his appearance here. He walks past Evan and grabs himself a Mircophone.
"Evan, kid, you just don't get it. These Edgeheads here, they aren't cheering for you, in fact, they think you totally suck!"
The crowd cheers in reaction.
"And as for your...'music', well dude, I don't know if anyone has told you, but the whole Boy Band scene so went out years ago, and the fact of the matter is, my two good friends Shannon and Gregory got the right idea by leaving you behind. You shouldn't apologize for 3 Count holding you back, what you should apologize for is boring these Edgeheads half to death!"
The crowd gives a booming response.
"But if you want to see action, I say a one on one match.....and it should be right here...tonight!"
Edge holds his arms apart, awaiting Evan's response.
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Desirable Conversationalist
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