I'm gonna have some fun with this one!!!
Here are my "changes":
1: Boogidy Boogidy Boogidy must be spoken at the end of every raido transmission between driver and team.
2: Tony Stewart must make a 2 million dollar damage deposit to discourage his nasty driving habits when he's not winning before each race.
3: All cars shall be equipt with small jet engines which are hidden inside the rear quarter panels until the drivers decide to use em. They will then come out of the quarter panels and GO BABY GO!!!
4: A mandatory traffic law course must be taken before the start of every race. Classes are to be taught by Kurt and Kyle Busch.
5: After the traffic law class, Jeff Gordon will be brought in to teach last lap etiquette followed by Chad Knaus giving a speach on cheating.
6: A car of tomorrow will be built then quickly beaten to a twisted mess by angry drivers with golf clubs and baseball bats.
7: Drivers cought using Tylonol quick release gels shall be fined and suspended for attempting to make use of an illegal substance in order to greatly enhance the preformance of their cars. The penalties are listed as followes, fluxuating in severity:
First offence: 10,000 dollar fine plus loss of 50 driver and owner points.
Second offence: NASCAR will give you a stern talking to but you won't be fined or lose points.
Third offence: Magazine editors will put your picture on the cover of their magazine and someone else will get blamed for your mistake.
fourth offence: You will be forced to attend a seminar about drug abuse taught by Kevin Grubb and you will lost 25 driver and owner points
Fifth offence: If your name is Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart, you will get off scott free. All other drivers shall be suspended for 3 races.
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