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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:07 pm
This thread is dedicated to all the stupid but hilarious things celebrities have really said.
"I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states," said Raquel Welch on Larry King Live.
"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak," boasted Linda Evangelista.
"Where's Austria?" wondered David Hasselhoff, Baywatch star, when told he has five gold albums as a singer in Austria.
"I feel my best when I'm happy," observed Winona Ryder
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:33 pm
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever."
- Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:34 pm
"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:35 pm
"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."
- Hillary Clinton
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French President
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:47 pm
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
- Marion Barry, Washing, D.C. Mayor
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, U.S. Vice President
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:50 pm
'I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.'
Britney Spears
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:52 pm
'I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.'
Alicia Silverstone
'When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people.'
Billy Bob Thornton
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 3:56 pm
'I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really a**l about it, actually.'
Cameron Diaz
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
~Mariah Carey~
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
~Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.~
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Snow White Jinx Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:42 pm
"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin." - Laura Dern, actor, about the special effects in the movie Jurassic Park.
“If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?” - Cynthia Heimel, Author
“Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.” - Doug Collins, basketball commentator
“I've read about foreign policy and studied, I now know the number of continents.” - George Wallace 1968 presidential campaign
"The world is more like it is now then it ever has before." - Dwight Eisenhower, 34th President of the United States.
"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on." - Samuel Goldwyn,
"A proof is a proof. What kind of proof? It's a proof. A proof is proof. And when you have a good proof, it's because it is proven." - Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien
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Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 6:43 pm
"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me." - Andre Dawson, former professional baseball player, on being a role model
"For most people, death comes at the end of their lives." - Radio broadcaster, UK
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean, former professional baseball player
"Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some idea of how old he is." - Ron Fairley, Giants' broadcaster
"If only faces could talk..." - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
"That scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." - A congressional candidate in Texas
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer." - David Acfield, sports commentator
“For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow.” - David Frost, British Talk Sho2 Host
“I do not like this word ‘bomb.’ It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, ‘Thank God, I'm still alive.’ But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again." - California Senator Barbara Boxer
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer
"Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon, former U.S. President
"Underwear is such an emotional thing." - Elle MacPherson, actress
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Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:55 pm
hahahaha
-giggles endlessly-
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