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LAWLZ I WAS KIDNAPPED TODAY.
Not really kidnapped. But yea.
So since Vince was driving i was all ok!
That means I dont have to waste gas, nevermind his car sucks, or that he isnt 16, and doesnt have his liscence
RIGHT ANYWAYS We were like lets go to Aurora. We didnt make it there but we totally went to Cherry Creek mall. Which is Downtown Denver. Right I can handle that since I wasnt driving and wouldnt get lost and it was like a 10 minutes drive.
We are too "ghetto" for the mall so we were like lets go. We get on I-25 and then the convo went like this.
Vince: Lets go up to Fort Collins, so we can see CSU. (CSU is the nickname for this creepy guy Laura, the other person who was there, met on myspace)
Laura: Ok!
Me: You know that its an hour drive right?
Vince & Laura talk
Me: Do we have to go up there? I dont want to. Hows your gas?
Vince: Its always on E
Me: GONK
Vince: Laura grab the wheel.
Me: Dont do this guys
So basically my story was I was kidnapped. We get to the exit and the guy was like East on Harmony. Now I have been up there the most since my brother lives there and im like
"East??? Im sure everything is west"
We keep going east then flip a b***h after the guy was all I MEANT WEST.
Nevermind the whole time we were listening to LFO and BSB and blasting it and honking jingle bells.
We had to turn on College, street name, and we were like
'COLLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE-GE'
We arent special.
So we get to the mall after its the 8th Macy's Laura has pointed out. We hang out with the guy and all this stuff at their mall then go to target.
Course I kept asking for the time and suggesting we leave.
Boring boring.
Then we were heading back and I had to explain to them for the millionth time that us three cant TIP A COW. But they were so dead set on getting off at the next exit and doing it. We kept driving.
Then the seatbelt in his backseat didnt work which is where I was and the guys SWERVES REALLY BAD. Besides the fact that it hurt it scared the s**t out of me.
We are almost home when hes all
Vince: "You have to be home"
Me: "No"
Laura: "Yea shes fine now that we are back in denver"
Vince: "Lets go do something else"
Me: "K"
Vince: "How do you get to littleton?"
Me: "Maybe we should take me home"
Basically he was going to pick up his ex and im like HAH Laura will be the third wheel and then.
Vince: No you wont because im driving
Me: WTF does that have to do with anything
Vince: Its not like he will be sucking me off the entire time.
....
Me: LAURA IS THE THIRD WHEEL.
I get home and they tie a christmas wreath to his car.
Next time im driving. ._.
}LAWLZ I WAS KIDNAPPED TODAY.
Not really kidnapped. But yea.
So since Vince was driving i was all ok!
That means I dont have to waste gas, nevermind his car sucks, or that he isnt 16, and doesnt have his liscence
RIGHT ANYWAYS We were like lets go to Aurora. We didnt make it there but we totally went to Cherry Creek mall. Which is Downtown Denver. Right I can handle that since I wasnt driving and wouldnt get lost and it was like a 10 minutes drive.
We are too "ghetto" for the mall so we were like lets go. We get on I-25 and then the convo went like this.
Vince: Lets go up to Fort Collins, so we can see CSU. (CSU is the nickname for this creepy guy Laura, the other person who was there, met on myspace)
Laura: Ok!
Me: You know that its an hour drive right?
Vince & Laura talk
Me: Do we have to go up there? I dont want to. Hows your gas?
Vince: Its always on E
Me: GONK
Vince: Laura grab the wheel.
Me: Dont do this guys
So basically my story was I was kidnapped. We get to the exit and the guy was like East on Harmony. Now I have been up there the most since my brother lives there and im like
"East??? Im sure everything is west"
We keep going east then flip a b***h after the guy was all I MEANT WEST.
Nevermind the whole time we were listening to LFO and BSB and blasting it and honking jingle bells.
We had to turn on College, street name, and we were like
'COLLELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELE-GE'
We arent special.
So we get to the mall after its the 8th Macy's Laura has pointed out. We hang out with the guy and all this stuff at their mall then go to target.
Course I kept asking for the time and suggesting we leave.
Boring boring.
Then we were heading back and I had to explain to them for the millionth time that us three cant TIP A COW. But they were so dead set on getting off at the next exit and doing it. We kept driving.
Then the seatbelt in his backseat didnt work which is where I was and the guys SWERVES REALLY BAD. Besides the fact that it hurt it scared the s**t out of me.
We are almost home when hes all
Vince: "You have to be home"
Me: "No"
Laura: "Yea shes fine now that we are back in denver"
Vince: "Lets go do something else"
Me: "K"
Vince: "How do you get to littleton?"
Me: "Maybe we should take me home"
Basically he was going to pick up his ex and im like HAH Laura will be the third wheel and then.
Vince: No you wont because im driving
Me: WTF does that have to do with anything
Vince: Its not like he will be sucking me off the entire time.
....
Me: LAURA IS THE THIRD WHEEL.
I get home and they tie a christmas wreath to his car.
Next time im driving. ._.
