I'LL BE SLEEPING WITH HUGH LAURIE TONIGHT, SO I GOT TO GO. MAYBE I'LL SLEEP WITH YOU GUYS TUESDAY NIGHT MMKAY? I HAVE WEDNESDAY OFF FOR A LITTLE THING CALLED THANKSGIVING THAT WE CELEBRATE IN THE STATES.
IT'S A CELEBRATION OF THANKS FOR AMERICANS. FOR YOU BRITISH FOLK, IT IS A DAY OF MOURNING.
THAT'S WHY I'LL BE SLEEPING WITH HUGH LAURIE AGAIN THAT NIGHT. HE'LL NEED SOME 'CHEER UP, IT WAS A GOOD FIGHT BY YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHERS, BUT WE WON' SEX.
SO GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE AND, ON A SERIOUS NOTE, THANKS FOR JOINING THE CAPSLOCK GUILD ON ITS VERY FIRST DAY OF OPERATION. YOU'VE GIVEN IT A GREAT WELCOME AND I HOPE WE KEEP IT UP FOR A LIFETIME TO COME. :3
