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Omg today I was playing the schools bass and its like a nock off rickenbacker looks just like it but has some stupid name thats starts with "d" on it. well any way back to the story;

I was in the studio looking off some tabs on music stands (plural because it was 7 pages lol ) and this kid I know comes in and looking behind me an I didn't realise he was there because I had headphones in the amp and I was like jammin away and he pokes my side and I screamed bloody murder in the middle of a pre written solo lol droped bass and smashed it on my toe lol!

whats the funnest thing you've done?

I was holding the neck with my right hand playing notes by tossing it up a little bit and dropping it and catching it, I was doing good unil my door flies open, I look over ther for get I went from 12 to 1 and almost drp my bass, whew that was luck.

during a slayer song my idiot former guitarist (playing MY fender showmaster!) he decided to just turn me down so he couldbe the dominant guitaring force...all except it was so turned down I couldnt hear my self at all...so about half way through the guitarist painful version of "angel of death" I got up and made myself a sandwich and got myself a coke, I downed it all and when I got back no-one noticed I was gone razz

The guitarists quit thankfully 2 weeks later

Eugh. I was playing my bass up near my head, Fieldy style, when the strap comes off, hits me in the side of the head, leaving a tuning key style dint in my head.