THIS! is possably the most random poem(song) you will ever read in your life time.i started writing it durning a random brain storm and now its perfection on a stick.well here it goes!
mongooses commin to eat me in the middle of the night
penguins leading candy canes
and clowns are sleeping in my brain
barney eating child minds
teletubbies stupid rhymes
while eating cake and drinking pop
is more money then i got
that barbie twit stole my ken
thats why we have to buy her friends
if sponge bob comes on tonight
i think im gonna die of fright!
all these things make me quiver
the brain washing has gone too far
i swear the monkeys stole my liver
and my bestfriends brand new car
they drove down to maui somewhere afar
i wish i had my teddy bear
i dont know where my mom or dad are
it makes me think they just dont care
dora the explorer stole the treasure from my ear
oh my god dicaprio won best picture of the year!
old navy's stole my sister and now they wont give her back
brittney spears boobs blew up and now shes starting to get fat.
super uber starbucks man ate my cool chameleon
now their paper cups are muticolored changing shades again
good charlotte got a vote and now they all be president
where has every body with some blasted sense went?
how do you like my stupid rants
as i bleed blue droplets from my eyes
because my brain now hosts fire ants
whyis this not a big suprize
my mom says i need to take my meds.
while she lectures me about my "stupid fads"
perhaps i should just go to bed.
hasnt life become so sad...
but its only in my head,only in my head
i might as well be dead,but then...
...id be...a zombie....
(p.s. ken was the best man ever)
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