Ego suggests an official Ego-Exception to the 'play nice, no drama' roooooooooooooooooooole:
TERMS OF THE EGOEXCEPTION:
UNDERSTANDING the hardship of the GMs, VCs, and STOOPEED NOOBS THAT THINK THEY CAN MAKE A NEW FREAKING GAME WHO ARE -- whoops, damn, kidding. ;D
ACCEPTING that this EgoException may never be looked at twice (Goddamn Meanie ButtMunc-- whoops, just kidding!) and that I may be further forced -- er, kindly asked, to obey the no-more-drama-yay-yay-cookies rule (just kidding, Monkeydon'tletthemgetmadatmeIjustlikemeandrama D: )
AND
CONCURRING that the guild has too much drama,
The lenient, understanding, kind Ego has decided that an EgoException should be put into place.
See, Ego's nature generally hates too much drama (drama that lasts for more than one day), but enjoys teasing, ridiculing, meanmean drama. Like, "I'LL KILL YOUR FAMILY YOU STOOPEED BUTTMUNCH"
Nothing long-lasting, seeeee?
ROOLESSSSS:
Now, the EgoException should be a seldom thing to have to enforce. I tend to get carried away once in a while, however, and believe that I should be 'fined' 100 gold for all drama that lasts more than one day (Like, when... uh... PAD DRAMA WHEN I JOINED. THAT WAS UBER DRAMA, SEE!), and the money should be either donated to the effected teased person, or to them and 100 extra gold to the guild account if I got REAAAAAAAAALLY carried away. But that shouldn't happen. @o@
All in all, EGO IS SAD. SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. D:
(EGO WAS BORED, KTHX)