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Everyone throws eggs on halloween. It's tradition, even more so than trick or treating. One year a friend of mine (Well I say friend, I mean person I'm petrified of but is a ******** joker. I met him a few years ago when I joined an air rifle club. I since gave it up because I found shooting the same old targets really boring, but this guy was ******** mad for it. Spent £1500 on a rifle, had full camo gear, took me out once to kill bunnies. And I did, I shot a bunny. It didn't die at first so I had to break the poor buggers neck. Anyway, I digress) This dude said he was gonna have some fun over halloween, asked me to come over, told me to bring some green, he'd supply the beer.

So we went and sat on the flat roof outside of his study window. His house was on a corner so it was very dark, couldn't see s**t other than the glow of the streetlights. He told me to stay quiet, roll a J and wait for the rudeboys. By rudeboys, I mean chavs.

And soon enough, they came. They then pulled out the egg box, and threw one or two eggs at passing cars. Then he pulls out his rifle, takes aim and BAM, shot an egg still in the eggbox. The egg splatters, covering the rudes. They're confused, they don't know what the ******** just happened, but eggs are exploding at full pace. He fires another two shots, one misses and the other catches a rude in the leg. We decided to bail and spend the rest of the night watching Evil dead and eating sweets.

This year I did ******** all though sad