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 Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 12:14 pm
So, I have another exciting topic for us today, oh boy.
Basically, stupid things you've done when tired, bored or procrastinating for a laugh.
Yet again, my example has to do with boobs, huzzah.
So yesterday my friend and I were doing both our second job (on top of our bigger, daily jobs) where we clean an office building once a week. For some reason, my friend really wanted to hear my boyfriend sing, so I called him and we had him sing for us while we procrastinated. After much protesting, and offering to send him a paper towel rubbed against my arm and such. When he did it, we asked if he would feel better if we gave him photocopies of our boobs.
So, like the good little office cleaners we are, we typed up an envelope to him, and typed up a very official sounding letter:
Dear Mr. Wintz,
Due to your continued support we'd like to offer you samples of our wares. Enclosed you will find a paper towel with samples of Sadie's DNA on it. Also, enclosed you will find photocopies of our boobies.
Respectfully,
[our names]
Then we placed a paper towel we'd rubbed on my arm in it, and then went back to cleaning. Once we finished we went into the photocopy room and got to work on our promise. The height of the copier was a bit of a difficulty, my friend was short enough that using a chair to help worked for her... but made me too tall.
We then procedded to make a few copies, choose the best ones, and get them ready to mail. I saw another friend right after that, and I showed her and she thought it was the funniest thing, but pouted that she didn't get to be a part of it since she was working at the time. Later that night I mailed it, and it should now be making it's way to my boyfriend's home in Missouri.
I personally am really amused by this, I just really hope his dad doesn't decide to open it first sweatdrop
So discuss:
-Boobies (of course)
-Boyfriends/Girlfriends
-Extravagant jokes
-Office cleaning tips
-Things you've photocopied
-What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
-Should I learn to keep my boobs in my shirt?
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Posted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 3:26 pm
lol you sure love you boobs girly wish I loved mine that much haha. my boyfriend loves mine and dunno why they are small :p *pokes e boobie* yup they are small! xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:24 am
I think it's a recent thing. First my friends would poke and prod them and then grope them, saying how big they were. Now that I'm not horribly self-conscious about them being ugly (as so far everyone who has seen them has said they are nice) I'm more confident in doing stupid stuff with them.
My boyfriend loves boobs, he's very much a boob man. And since I have D cups, I love him for loving them.
I'm one of those people who finds stupid things funny, and will do almost anything for a laugh sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2006 9:38 am
The Dread Pirate Ghosty I think it's a recent thing. First my friends would poke and prod them and then grope them, saying how big they were. Now that I'm not horribly self-conscious about them being ugly (as so far everyone who has seen them has said they are nice) I'm more confident in doing stupid stuff with them.
My boyfriend loves boobs, he's very much a boob man. And since I have D cups, I love him for loving them.
I'm one of those people who finds stupid things funny, and will do almost anything for a laugh sweatdrop haha yeah my friends grope and grab my boobs and then I grab theirs and their butt :p I rarely do that anymore (unless they grab me) since I have a boyfriend. My boyfriend is a kinky man :p and love my but which is lucky for me cause i have a hug butt. my boobs are small 34 B I am fat with small boobs sad. heh but scott doesnt mind so i guess i shouldnt care.
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Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 7:53 am
MusicBitch haha yeah my friends grope and grab my boobs and then I grab theirs and their butt :p I rarely do that anymore (unless they grab me) since I have a boyfriend. My boyfriend is a kinky man :p and love my but which is lucky for me cause i have a hug butt. my boobs are small 34 B I am fat with small boobs sad. heh but scott doesnt mind so i guess i shouldnt care.
I used to think I had small boobs because I thought I was a C cup when I'm really a D... and even then, most of the girls my size I know have DD so I always thought I was tiny sweatdrop It was only recently I started appreciating them so much.
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Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:38 pm
im a BAD procrastinator.....but I cant really state one stupid thing I have done over anything else...I do stupid stuff on a daily basis, Why today for example I dropped someones 2-2 litter sodas onto the ground *I bag groceries for a living, LOL* but yeah, I felt stupid for that!
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